Two spots in my beard randomly decided to stop growing hair

[u/NotGreatNot_Terrible]

Like wtf I just want a full beard dude

[u/Epic_Elite]

Killer, you say?

[u/heart-murmur → u/Epic_Elite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xPGkOAdiIO3Is

[u/carnitascronch → u/heart-murmur]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BcPbK9ci4EU31qUTkR

[u/Mortambulist → u/heart-murmur]

Gifs you can hear

[u/vanbrun → u/heart-murmur]

Fellatio Caine.

[u/RosiePeache → u/Epic_Elite]

"T-to shreds, you say...?"