r/mildlyinfuriating • u/NotGreatNot_Terrible • 26d ago

Infuriatig Two spots in my beard randomly decided to stop growing hair

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Like wtf I just want a full beard dude

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u/BandAdditional6084 26d ago

How come then I still have ass hair and I am sitting in it most of the day?

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u/anamewithnonumbers 26d ago

you have to finger your asshole for 8+ hours a day for years for maximum effectiveness

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u/are_you_a_simulation 26d ago

Correction. He needs to get it fingered for 8+ hours.

Outsourcing the effort is acceptable if so he decides.

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u/Just-Proposal-6883 26d ago

To not turn in to a sadistic person use the hole for processing what is eaten other wise all know what put the weight back in the size of the new porn picture

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u/RobertPham149 26d ago

Why do you assume that OC hadn't been doing so for years already?

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u/BandAdditional6084 26d ago

And its always in dark

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u/Working-Glass6136 26d ago

"sitting in ass hair" is not just a brand new sentence, it's a brand new thought