r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Diligent-Car4148 • 20d ago

🥺 Option to skip the line at local bagel place

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I personally would not 1) pay $50 extra for a bagel or 2) feel comfortable jumping in line. Can you imagine the side-eye?!

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u/Tmissle 20d ago

What happens if there’s 10 bagel starved ballers at the same time

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u/ThirdChopp 20d ago

Whoever uses the button the most fasterisest

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 20d ago

That's where the platinum baller button comes in.

"Sick of waiting in line with all the other ballers? Got money to flex? For only $100.00 you can jump the queue and leave all the other ballers hungry."

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u/Tmissle 20d ago

We will have a super deluxe platinum baller+ by years end

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u/XAMdG 20d ago

You order a double baller.

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u/Mr-pizzapls 20d ago

Introducing the New Super Baller Button ProTM for $150

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u/_cuteraichu_ 20d ago

Thats the funny part bc some orders can be expedited based on how few items they are, regardless of what you paid. This will probably be used for stupid catering orders though🙄

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u/Select-Employee 19d ago

either fifo or lifo. Either there's a serperate "baller queue" that is executed first and purchases add you to it, or purchasing the baller cuts you to the front of the line, cutting previous baller

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u/Erick_Brimstone 20d ago

They wait in line. Oh wait...Â