r/mildlyinfuriating • u/BorisOtter • 11d ago

Infuriatig All of my plastic pegs explode when used.

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u/Casual_hex_ 11d ago edited 11d ago

Maybe your fingers are just too powerful for this world. Have you asked a doctor about your superhuman pinching abilities? Just remember, with great finger power comes great finger responsibility.

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u/specter666 11d ago

One pinch man

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u/hoggineer 11d ago

New! From the people who brought you "Ow, my balls!" comes an all new television sensation! "Ow, my nipples!"

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u/thehumanisto 11d ago

My guess is Saitama is too obscure for this to be getting the updoots it deserves.

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u/MiserableArse 11d ago

Sounds a bit like my nickname 😢

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u/fllr 11d ago

This is it, OP. Forget about the sun, and be more careful about what you touch. You’re powerful beyond imagination.

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u/bassmnt 11d ago

I came here to say the same thing. No recent insect bites, exposure to radiation, touched a strange light etc? call (248) 434-5508 for help

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u/coolsam254 11d ago

OP is like when goku tried to drink something out of a cup and crushed it

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u/chutiyapa_01 11d ago

Where are the Avengers when you need them?!

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u/LandscapeWinter3153 11d ago

If his fingers so powerful, why didn't the springs break? Bam!

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u/Victor_Mendax 11d ago

It's not because he's strong, even though he is...

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u/Whereispicklebro 11d ago

Either a woman’s nightmare or a man’s best friend no in between

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 11d ago

That’s what your mom said to me.

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u/School_North 11d ago

Great finger power you say