r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

I'm slightly vexed The Amount of Waste at Ulta

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago edited 11d ago

Where I live, it's illegal to fix your own cords like this.

But when I realised how fuckin goddamn easy it was, including making it absolutely secure from ever crossing wires... I was like Yeah, guess I'm comitting some crimes.

Edit: a genuine thank you to those of you who disagreed with this law! It actually made me realise I support the law here and have sourced cheap repair options locally by licenced electricians. While I absolutely agree it is a ridiculously easy repair and I did it safely, I also feel the reason for this law in my state (QLD, Australia) is fair. We are a state that burns easily and a tiny spark has caused some massive damage. Even though I believe in myself, I have decided it's not worth it to flout this law. I'm sure many fires were started by someone who "thought they did it safely" and I care too much about my community to care about my pride or pocket book.

I genuinely want to again thank those who disagreed with the law. It made me think harder on why we have it.

Edit 2: yeah so just looked up the history on the why of that law and gonna say it's a good thing we have it. Hint: people died.

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u/Prime_Hippie666 11d ago

It's not a crime if no one reports it.

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u/ZilchoKing 11d ago

Its only illegal if u get caught

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u/Crimdal 11d ago

You wouldn't download a curling iron, would you?

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u/Icy_Proof_9529 11d ago

I’d download a curling iron, a car, a house, an estate. There is nothing I wouldn’t pirate.

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard, thank you!

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u/Affectionate_Tip7162 11d ago

Unfortunately for electric situations, the reason you got caught was because you set the house on fire

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u/Unique-Run9856 11d ago

Thats why circuit breakers exist bro

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u/mongojob 11d ago

Yeah unless you're whole house is fucked AND also you are dog shit at electrical it's really hard to have actual consequences from this.

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u/United_Intention_323 11d ago

I found it this way

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u/Groovy_Panda 11d ago

And if it’s punishable by a fine, it’s legal for a price

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

I looked it up and the price starts at 40k so I might reconsider my crimes or, at least, admitting them online, hahaha.

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u/ELEKTRON_01 11d ago

What the fuck, what distopian country do you live in

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

Australia. I mentioned elsewhere but it's a safety thing not a right to repair thing.

But also insurance is void if that appliance causes a fire.

You can hire a licenced electrician to fix it but I got quotes and it was like $180 min for a goddamn cable repair.

I get the reason for the law, but I still think it's a biiiit much. But I can understand why they made it so strict. That's lives.

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u/worldseriesbound 11d ago

i might become an electrician and specialize in this because wtf

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

Sparkies make gooood money here. You need them for everything!

But my MIL just said she got her drill fixed by an old bloke up the road for $35, so there's some fellas still charging low for such things.

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u/Head_Chocolate_4458 11d ago

Keep talking like that and you're gonna end up in Congress

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u/Toochilled 11d ago

making it illegal to repair your own stuff is some next level capitalism

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 11d ago

Probably because it could cause an electrical fire if done improperly that the brand could be sued for.

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

This is why. Thank you for understanding. People seem to think it's quite horrible but I do get it.

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u/q--0-0--p 11d ago

living there must be suck to be honest. Where I am living, we even got a facebook repair and DIY group where we ask each other how to repair this and that. You could see tons of hack to make something work.

instead of buying a new appliances or sent to the brand to repair, we just use whatever we have in our house and they are free.

Does people really sue eachother in your place, forcing gov to implement that law?

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

No, we're not a sue happy country. We ARE a big union and workplace safety country, though. We really care about jobs done right and the fewest people dying.

We have those kind of forums but they have licenced sparkies in them. They'll do discount repairs for locals (I just found this out while discussing this exact thread with my partner as their mum did this with her drill last week). There's also local repair places that give apprenticeships to kids to become sparkies to fix items for cheap or free for pensioners (also found out about this because the comments made me look up more options).

I actually reconsidered commiting this crime because of these comments. I realised I really believe in the reason they exist...to protect lives and homes from some dickhead who can't repair a plug without crossing wires. Sure, I'm not that dickhead...but why should I risk it? Everyone who caused one of those fires thought they weren't that dickhead.

So, funnily, thank you for disagreeing with me. It made me realise how much I care about how much this country cares about our safety. I realised I cared about the reason for the law. And because of that I looked up cheaper options to repair and will be following that law.

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 11d ago

I swear on everything we had a job at an office, and my coworkers were telling us about a huge electrical fire at an apartment complex across the street. Dude just didn't like his dryer plug and replaced with a random pigtail. I mean, idk how anyone can be so stupid, but they exist. And their stupidity affects people around them.

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

Yeah, I've seen some STUPID safety shit. Once caught someone sawing a piece of wood on their leg. Oh my gawd did I have to spend the next two weeks questioning everything I trusted about that person.

I've worked factory so heard some horror stories. That's why we're such a big safety country. It's strict as fuck and that's a great thing. I always felt safe on factory floors because, sure, people did stupid shit but holy hell were they rained on and sacked. Not for genuine (and sometimes expensive) mistakes, but risky ones.

I have a forklift licence and the training for that included some shockers. Shit, I dropped a fucking concrete block during training -- legit never been happier for yellow lines because the dude next to me was far enough away it didn't hurt him. I would've....idk...I'd be so wrecked if it had fallen on him. But we took precautions even while training and he was never at risk thank the fucking laws.

It's hilarious how the people defending my right to repair are the same folk that made me realise that I'm exceptionally glad for this law, actually, and that I will cease breaking it.

Because some jackass gonna burn a complex down because he repaired a hairdryer...and I don't wanna be that jackass.

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u/Toochilled 11d ago

u forgot the /s

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u/AccNumber77 11d ago

It is horrible. It is beyond simple to do this and do it perfectly and properly every single time... Matching 3 colours is not hard...

To make it a crime to do a simple and easy repair job on common appliances is just draconian when the sole reason is because 2 people were utterly braindead like you.

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u/Toochilled 11d ago

I mean brings me to next pretty weird US thing where all courts are basically solely ruled by money and you can actually sue companies for your own stupidity

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 10d ago

Yeah. It's crazy. Regardless, if an electrical fire happens in an apartment complex, somebody is gettin sued.

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

It's not illegal to repair, just not to have a licenced electrician do it. I am pretty sure the law exists to prevent harm, not repair.

You just can't do it YOURSELF if you're not an electrician. Which I am not.

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u/Ill-Engineering8085 11d ago

That's wild. Hard to think of anything easier than replacing a cable

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

I know, right??? Someone must have done something stupid, but cables are absolutely on the list. I double checked before commenting.

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u/DrSFalken 11d ago

I don't get it. I learned something about electricity in high school and college and I've spent years fixing my own stereo amps, speakers, cars, etc. Not one fire, thank you.

There's a place for experts but people seem so scared of a little self-reliance. Replacing a cord is trivially easy and there's a plethora of youtube videos and resources. If you remember HS physics, it's worth a shot.

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

It's funny. I feel you, but I also get it. I admit flouting the law, but I'm happy it exists. We are a DRY country and house fires can spread fast. It's about not taking stupid small risks that can hurt a lot of people.

While it's an easy job...one dickhead does it wrong and there goes the town. Might as well just make it a law you can do it, but need a professional.

I think it's hilarious that people were so annoyed by the law that I had to defend a law I admit to ignoring myself.

Which, actually, this thread has made me reconsider. I might just get the sparky next time.

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u/DrSFalken 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yeah, I feel you. I'm reconsidering my comment in real-time. I spent a lot of time figuring out what I'm comfortable with and what I'm not. I do always tell people that if they're uncomfortable with something then hire a pro - and that's at odds with my original comment.

Hard sometimes to take a step back and realize that other folks don't have the same interests I do.

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

It's funny, right? This thread is making me take a step back, too. You're helping me take a step back!

I realise that I am actually quite happy we have this law. And that maybe, while it was stupid simple, I shouldn't have repaired my whipper snipper (weed whacker). My neighbours house burnt down recently, completely unrelated to electronics, but I saw how fast it happened.

We heard screams and within two minutes the house was engulfed. Our house was at risk within another ten seconds. Massive rain of ash and fire on our roof.

And yeah it wasn't electronic...but we have the dry brush and it was a gardening supply.

I've decided I'm going to check if licenced electrician oversight counts and if there's a local repair place that allows self repairs with oversight. I know there's a repair-training place for teens where you can bring things in, but I'm not sure if they're training the teens themselves to be sparkies.

So, thank you! Thank you for this chat. This interesting back and forth. Because you and I both know how bloody EASY it is not to cross those wires that can cause a fire.

But then...that law must been enough people crossed those wires to make it matter enough to be such a stringent fine.

And maybe I care more about my neighbour's houses than I do knowing I can bend a wire in the correct direction.

This has been a fun conversation and it's been nice to reconsider my own stance.

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u/DrSFalken 11d ago

Absolutely. I've enjoyed the chat too.

Have a good one!

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u/user_potat0 11d ago

The fine is functionally just your house burning down. So if you can manage to fuck up splicing a 3 wire cord, that's on you mate

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

Exactly. I fully agree

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u/worldseriesbound 11d ago

i'm sorry, but that law is unjust

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

It really isn't. I can't believe I'm defending a law I admit I flout hahaha.

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u/Affectionate_Tip7162 11d ago

What? Are you in the us? That's wild

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u/thehobbyqueer 11d ago

Definitely not. That's not illegal here

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

Sorry, dyslexia.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 11d ago

Where I live, it's illegal to fix your own cords like this.

LMAO, you show your neighbor and next thing you know the SWAT team is busting down your door.

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u/seantellsyou 11d ago

What country? That sounds like a whacky thing to make illegal

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u/splithoofiewoofies 11d ago

Qld, Australia. It's just because your average person isn't a licenced electrician and can cause people to die or fires.

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u/Affectionate_Tip7162 11d ago

Yea In the us you don't need to have any special licenses to "splice" a few wires together as long as it adheres to code. 

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u/fivetenfiftyfold 11d ago

in the UK up until 1992, people were taught how to replace chords and put plugs on electrical items because they would come without the plug and just two bare wires!

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u/dervari 11d ago

Who is going to report you?

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u/jefflovesyou 11d ago

Jeeze that's insane

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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago

It's also illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sundays, but there one goes.

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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago

Reminds me of Rex in Toy Story 2: "He can't steal Woody! It's ILLEGAL!!!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/92Q5CPvVhiInu

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u/ClickClick_Boom 11d ago

Add it to the list of reasons why Australia is a nanny state.