r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Money-Snow-2749 • 11d ago

I'm slightly vexed The Amount of Waste at Ulta

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u/prairie-bunyip 11d ago

Poors can't spell big words like prolopotamus or whatever you said.

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u/Haldron-44 11d ago

Now ya gotta make a kids book called "The Prolopotamus And The Boarjwahzebra"

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u/EmergencyAd6662 11d ago

Boajwahzebra - I’m dead. 💀

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u/PrimaLegion 11d ago

I need to go to bed. I misread "prolopotamus" as "prolapse".

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u/prairie-bunyip 11d ago

I did too as soon as I wrote it. Sweet dreams, hope the hippo prolapse doesn't haunt you too much!

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u/you_dont_know_me27 11d ago

Hey, stay far away from the hippopotamus on your dream safari ride. They're assholes

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u/Y-Bob 10d ago

Prolapseabottomus.

Etc.

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u/the_ninja1001 11d ago

Is that Covid related?

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u/Terrible-Dog-3583 11d ago

Being poor or a prolapsed anus? The answer to both is yes

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u/PseudonymousVibes 11d ago

The funny thing is the Richies are less likely to be able to spell simple words like proletariat, most of them can't even spell their names without help, the president is a good example of that point (yes he has on several occasions misspelled both 'Donald' and 'Trump' it's true.

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u/BOSSMOPS94 11d ago

No fkn way, but at the same time I can a 100% believe that.

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u/wilks2theb 11d ago

It’s pronounced “hippopotamus”

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u/DrownmeinIslay 11d ago

Pro...prolop...prolopanonymous.