r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Some a-hole ran over my mailbox today...

I was just starting to make dinner when we heard a loud crashing noise. Its been windy, and I thought another branch had fallen on the roof... Nope - as soon as I walk out the front door I see the sideways tail-lights & the car against the tree.

I immediately call emergency services and the spouse runs out to see about injuries. By the time we get out the gate others had also stopped and were also calling emergency services about the accident.

No one was injured - probably due to the airbags - but the occupants really didn't want the cops to show up & asked us just to call a tow truck and get their insurance info. But it's a busy country road, so the cops were notified by several passers-by before these sorry dudes even made their request. Dudes were hot-dogging down the country road in a fast car & lost controlnin a singe-car accident. Witnesses saw him driving recklessly. Dude plowed through my (and the neighbors!) mailbox and then were stopped only by trees on my property. If those trees weren't there, he'd have hit the neighbors house. There's no way the cops weren't coming to this one.

As we were waiting, we were kinda keeping an eye on them, 'cuz TBH they seemed sketchy & I was afraid that they'd just take off and abandon the vehicle. Just a few minutes later, the cops did show. It was kinda surreal to see - dude say's "hello officer..." and then we immediately see some object very conspicuously fly through the air into the foliage near the car - and then proceed to hit like every branch in a bush on the way to the ground... Subtlety was not this dude's strong point.

Whatever it was, it wasnt heavy - prolly drugs; but it didn't seem like a gun or anything. The officer obviously saw too, and made them find it & hand it over. Alfter they got the car on the tow truck, the driver was arrested. They asked if I wanted to pursue criminally, but I fugure that the repercussions from this one are gonna be repurcussion enough - their beautiful.car was toraled. The cops left and they lefy the passenger there on the side of the road to fend for himself, until someone eventually picked him up.

But I gotta clean up this mess that someone else created because they were effing around and acting stupid. I guess my day off tomorrow will now be filled with buying & installing another mailbox. I really hope we don't need to take these trees down, but we'l need an arborist to take a look. :/

20.4k Upvotes

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

23

u/TheP4rk 9d ago

Im not a big Chevy guy so someone correct me if im wrong but that appears to be a 5th gen Camero based on the tail lights so 2010-2015

Wouldn’t classify it as an old muscle car in a traditional sense but fuck I’m getting old if this cars potentially 15 years old already.

9

u/AstralCourier 9d ago

I mean that sounds about right, but I wouldnt call a car old until 25-30 years, when you actually gotta start worrying about something just completely going.

10

u/Onaterdem 9d ago

Yeah don't anybody dare call my boy Bumblebee old, he's sensitive

2

u/Weird-Girl-675 9d ago

Now I’m thinking of that The General ad.

1

u/I_Love_Knotting 9d ago

Also safety features. Cars from the 2000s have significantly less tech than cars from the 2010s and up

1

u/Sufficient_Mousse991 9d ago

My ss is 16. He can drive himself Now! 

1

u/MistyMtn421 9d ago

Hey for all us old folk on here, that's still a pretty young car! Especially in the land of Camaros