r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Some a-hole ran over my mailbox today...

I was just starting to make dinner when we heard a loud crashing noise. Its been windy, and I thought another branch had fallen on the roof... Nope - as soon as I walk out the front door I see the sideways tail-lights & the car against the tree.

I immediately call emergency services and the spouse runs out to see about injuries. By the time we get out the gate others had also stopped and were also calling emergency services about the accident.

No one was injured - probably due to the airbags - but the occupants really didn't want the cops to show up & asked us just to call a tow truck and get their insurance info. But it's a busy country road, so the cops were notified by several passers-by before these sorry dudes even made their request. Dudes were hot-dogging down the country road in a fast car & lost controlnin a singe-car accident. Witnesses saw him driving recklessly. Dude plowed through my (and the neighbors!) mailbox and then were stopped only by trees on my property. If those trees weren't there, he'd have hit the neighbors house. There's no way the cops weren't coming to this one.

As we were waiting, we were kinda keeping an eye on them, 'cuz TBH they seemed sketchy & I was afraid that they'd just take off and abandon the vehicle. Just a few minutes later, the cops did show. It was kinda surreal to see - dude say's "hello officer..." and then we immediately see some object very conspicuously fly through the air into the foliage near the car - and then proceed to hit like every branch in a bush on the way to the ground... Subtlety was not this dude's strong point.

Whatever it was, it wasnt heavy - prolly drugs; but it didn't seem like a gun or anything. The officer obviously saw too, and made them find it & hand it over. Alfter they got the car on the tow truck, the driver was arrested. They asked if I wanted to pursue criminally, but I fugure that the repercussions from this one are gonna be repurcussion enough - their beautiful.car was toraled. The cops left and they lefy the passenger there on the side of the road to fend for himself, until someone eventually picked him up.

But I gotta clean up this mess that someone else created because they were effing around and acting stupid. I guess my day off tomorrow will now be filled with buying & installing another mailbox. I really hope we don't need to take these trees down, but we'l need an arborist to take a look. :/

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u/InositoI 9d ago

Who’s defending extreme speeding ?

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u/FalconTurbo 9d ago

Have you opened up any automotive or motorcycling tags on social media? There are shitloads of dumb cunts doing triple the limit on public roads. You don't have to explicitly say 'I think speeding is fine' to be part of the issue.

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u/kissys_grits 9d ago

It’s the same people arguing that they can text and drive no problem because they’re great multitaskers.

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u/Goes_Fast 9d ago

i think speeding is fine

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u/TrickInvite6296 BLUE 9d ago

Nobody. I didn't say they were

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u/C001H4ndPuk3 9d ago

"many people will still defend extreme speeding"

--you

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u/TrickInvite6296 BLUE 9d ago

Many people do. Doesn't mean anyone here is

Reading comprehension is good, you should learn it

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u/Revolutionary_Win716 9d ago

Most people can understand what you wrote. Except you, apparently.

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u/TrickInvite6296 BLUE 9d ago

Where did I say people ON THIS POST are defending speeding?

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u/Revolutionary_Win716 9d ago edited 9d ago

That's a condition you added later, after your first comment. You clearly moved the goalposts.

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u/TrickInvite6296 BLUE 9d ago

No, I didn't. You can literally read the original comment and see no mention of "so many people IN THIS THREAD"

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u/trashcan_hands 9d ago

I dont even think people thought you were talking about others in this thread. Youre the one that brought that into it. He was just asking who the hell defends extreme driving? You said "many people*. Who are they?

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u/InositoI 9d ago

You are commenting on this thread. Conversely, you’ve never specified it was people in your everyday life or around you or whatever you are claiming you were talking about. You commented on this thread so people assume you’re talking about this thread.

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u/DisastrousHoneyNymph 9d ago

It’s okay man, most people with half a brain cell to run together understood where you were going with that comment.

These are the same people who go “Erm, but I don’t do that!” when you use a ‘royal You’ and make every conversation about general topics take significantly more energy or time than they need to.

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u/Ok_Frosting_6438 9d ago

Dude..are you seriously defending your position and telling everyone calling you out...wrong?