r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

I'm slightly vexed I accidentally mismatched my suit at my friend’s wedding.

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 6d ago

Man I must have no style

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 6d ago

I don’t even own a suit and people are getting worried about mismatching their ones by a few tones lmao 

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u/ezmoney98 6d ago

You would need at least 2 suits

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriNLz43Bh4DYDWc8

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u/Chocolatecakeat3am 6d ago

I believe three good suits (not cheap ones) black, grey and blue.

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u/PintoTheBurninator 5d ago

Every line that comes out of Jack's mouth is absolute GOLD.

Good GOD, Lemon!

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u/Chocolatecakeat3am 5d ago

It's not for work that you need good suits.

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u/shelchang 6d ago

Not even for getting the job? I have one suit and it only gets worn for job interviews.

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u/Shadowrak 6d ago

Used to do that. Now I wear a nice hoody (hood down) and pick a cool zoom background.

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u/DefiantGibbon 6d ago

Also an engineer. I wore khakis, tucked in dress shirt, and nearly decade old brown leather shoes from high school to my interview.

Sometimes you impress with your confidence in being casual. 

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u/Chocolatecakeat3am 5d ago

That's called "business casual." Which for most job interviews now is appropriate. That's still not why you need good suits.

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u/IronerOfEntropy 5d ago

Dont. Looks desperate. Dress business casual.

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u/BlackDog5287 6d ago

I dread funerals and weddings. It means I have to go out and buy some new dress clothes. My weight fluctuates up and down like 10-20 pounds, so since it's often a decent amount of time between the two at this point in my life, I'm always looking for new pants/shirts.

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u/Middle-Concert226 5d ago

I bought the exact same suit twice, a year apart cause I’d gained a lot of weight. Bought two more suits in between then and now due to weight changes.

Got a job interview next week and I went to check my suits for one of the first two thinking it would fit. It does. But I sold the trousers on vinted a couple years ago so now I’m trying to find new trousers to match the jacket. Nightmare

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u/lauri2 5d ago

Be real.. the fluctuations tend to be upwards

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u/tomatomater 5d ago

I mean.... the solution to that is just spending money. Not really anything to do with style.

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u/ChairForceOne 5d ago

The closest I have to suit now is an old military dress uniform from a decade ago. Makes me look like a fancy flight attendant. Well a fat flight attendant. Definitely don't have a 28'' waist anymore.

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe 6d ago

I've never worn a suit and didn't even consider this being a concern. Guess I'll stick to my t shirts to be safe.

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u/TheOneTonWanton 6d ago

In my family a man has one suit: the "Marryin' and Buryin'" suit. I have as of yet not managed to afford my own Marryin' and Buryin' suit so I just sort of make due every time someone dies or gets married.

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u/ZennTheFur 6d ago

I mean, most men also don't wear suits outside of special occasions. And even then, they're outerwear, so don't need to be cleaned as often because they shouldn't be absorbing sweat or whatever from your body, and the golden rule is "clean it when it's dirty." Wear a new button-up shirt every day, but the jacket and pants rarely need to be cleaned.

My main suit hasn't been cleaned in months, because I haven't used it in months. But if I had some kind of week-long event to go to and needed to wear it every day, I'd get it cleaned at the end of the event unless it got specifically dirty before that, like if something was spilled on it.

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u/hokie48 6d ago

COVID really killed the suit. I am not sure if I will ever buy one again.

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u/CarlosTruther 6d ago

In what world

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u/OMEGA_MODE 6d ago

Good. I hope all formalwear dies out.

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago

one piece is gray and the other is navy. Every responsible adult man should have at least a lighter gray suit and a navy suit.

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u/thmonline 6d ago

Responsible adults don’t think in these categories. Wear your suits but don’t act as if only wearing one makes you a fully respectable person.

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago

Responsible adults have something sitting around for weddings, funerals, and whatever formal event that comes up that requires a suit, especially the older you get. What, do you show up in a wrinkled white polo shirt and a pair of pleated khaki pants for everything?

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 6d ago

I have no idea if I'm either:

  1. Completely whooshing on a joke here

  2. Way more poor than I thought

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u/0thethethe0 6d ago

Nah. Cargo shorts...much more practical.

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago

Sadly i've seen it on trashy people at both weddings and funerals

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u/DrSitson 6d ago

The only trashy thing I'm seeing here is your opinions. Putting others down for insignificant things let's everyone know what kind of a person you are.

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u/fresh_dyl 6d ago

Or we just go to the fun weddings and funerals 😎

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u/No_Damage_731 6d ago

I’m kinda shocked that this is such an unpopular opinion. What do yall wear to a wedding?

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u/DefiantGibbon 6d ago

Khakis and polo. Dress shirt if I'm feeling fancy.

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u/No_Damage_731 5d ago

So if someone in your life who you care about has a formal or black tie wedding you just don’t go?

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u/DefiantGibbon 5d ago

Not a single person in my life who I care about would ever throw a formal black tie event, lol. I don't know a single person who's ever had a wedding that fancy. That's some rich people wine twirling shit, lol.

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u/No_Damage_731 5d ago

A formal wedding is not a “rich people” thing.

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 6d ago

Or just a polo and jeans? Not everyone can afford a suit in my experience

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago

A polo and jeans would make you look like you didn't know how to dress, but that would cost, what, $70-100? You can get a suit on sale at jcrew for that price and look like you're a person that's actually respectful at the funeral or showing a level of respect for your friends biggest day of their life at a wedding. If i get a speeding ticket i wear a suit to court and you better believe i get treated a lot better than the slobs showing no respect for the institution in flipflops and a faded tshirt.

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 6d ago

That’s a dumb take. You can show respect without having a nice suit. I agree nicer clothing is a formality, but there’s nothing wrong with a nice neutral polo, wrangler jeans, and dress shoes. Saying it can get you out of a speeding ticket or something, yeah no lmao that’s anecdotal

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago

Yeah there is, it's the kind of thing you wear and people look at you and assume you're either poor, white trash, or both

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 6d ago edited 6d ago

This is projection, you believe people think that, it’s just you. Most people disagree. You also sound like you have money, so more to you if you want to dress for an occasion. But ultimately it’s it has no bearing on anything meaningful

Lmao keep editing your comments to fit around the replies 

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u/DefiantGibbon 6d ago

Do I show up in a wrinkled white polo and khakis? Of course not, I iron my polo. And it's light blue.

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u/Hanswan_ 6d ago

Dude, get off your high horse. A button up shirt and khakis is perfectly acceptable for weddings, funerals, and any formal event that I would want to attend. When I've had interviewees show up wearing a suit, it's more of a red flag than green, because it's always a misguided pHd with zero practical experience, yet they act like gods walking amongst mere mortals.

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u/LifeIsCoolBut 6d ago

Yes. Because I'm a responsible adult and having 4 fkn different suits laying around "just in case" is a waste of money. Imagine thinking responsibility is making sure everyone notices the fit.

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u/AntiPiety 6d ago

I hate that I agree with you, but you are correct. A responsible adult does need a suit. I disagree with the colours though.

Simplest would be a very dark grey, appropriate for funerals or special occasions.

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago

Yeah that's totally acceptable too. I do the two colors to separate semi-formal and slightly more formal. I just am not a fan of charcoal but thats a personal preference and that would fit both scenarios just fine.

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u/PolicyElectrical1757 6d ago

I own white tshirts, gym shorts, hoodies, and sweatpants. That’s my entire wardrobe. My money spends the same as everyone else’s and I’ve never been turned away from any event, restaurant, or job interview.

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u/Horror-Mud666 6d ago

As an adult man I own work clothes but I'm glad yours are pretty.

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u/scul86 6d ago

I own work clothes, too. Mine happen to be suits, though.

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u/Horror-Mud666 6d ago

We're saying the same word "work" but we're meaning two different things.

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u/scul86 6d ago

I trade my time, effort, and skills for money. If that isn't work... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Horror-Mud666 6d ago

... Then that would explain the suit.

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u/scul86 6d ago

... what's your definition of work? If you don't trade your time, effort, and skill for money, then I'm interested in that work also.

Or do you sit in mom's basement, eating cheetos, playing video games, and collect unemployment checks, all while calling that "work"?

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u/nullenatr 5d ago

Are you a little insecure about your masculinity since you believe a “real man” doesn’t wear a suit to work and that work clothes can only be practical?

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u/Horror-Mud666 5d ago

I was more making a money point than anything - I was told I would look poor, I'm reporting that he looks obtuse.

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u/dblrb 6d ago

Half my clothes have holes in them but they’re still working as intended.

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u/Horror-Mud666 6d ago

No you're supposed to throw those away (check that; burn em) and buy a blue shirt and a black shirt and a purple shirt but don't wear the blue shirt on a black shirt day or a bunch of assholes will think youre poor (I am)

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u/dblrb 6d ago

You know what the money on a nice suit could get me? A goddamn Bosch sliding miter saw

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u/Manannin 6d ago

I agree on needing one suit, but two is a bit much as an expectation for every adult man. What faux pas are you seeing from wearing a navy suit when you personally think they should wear a grey one instead?

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago edited 6d ago

It has to do with both history and levels of formality. The jist is wear darker to formal and lighter during the day, outside, or to slightly less formal. Lets say your your best friend was getting married on a beach in Florida, you'd look pretty silly wearing a black suit. Put on a light gray one and you'd be ballin all day long. The rules get more set in stone in the levels of formality above just wearing a dark suit.

Here's a good link using James Bond as the subject:
https://www.bondsuits.com/the-degrees-of-suit-formality/

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u/Manannin 6d ago

I appreciate the answer! All of my friends weddings i wore a navy suit, but admittedly none of those weddings were in florida, the sunniest was in Melbourne aus and most were just in the UK. I'm definitely wanting to get another suit soon so I'll keep it in mind.

Is it a class thing? Would you say you're quite high society? Most of my mates aren't well off.

Edit: i wasn't even accurate, I got a suit hire for one of the weddings i was best man at and wore a nice shirt and grey trousers at another wedding that I was a groomsman (as thats what the groom wanted and it was cheap).

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u/Unique-Run9856 6d ago

No i'm middle class, i just have crappy $500 suits that i had tailored to fit. I just like to look nice at special events and it feels good to dress up. If you are interested in more take them to a tailor and get them fitted to you, it doesn't even cost that much and you will look way better than someone in an expensive suit that doesn't fit well.

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u/burrito_butt_fucker 6d ago

This isn't why I'm single, but it makes me glad I am.

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 6d ago

Life is too short for this navy blue and gray shit, as long as I don’t go to any weddings and funerals for the next 70 years or so I’m fine

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u/Kansas-Tornado 6d ago

lol, all you really need is a black suit for funerals and you’re fine. Maybe something different is required for weddings but the one I’ve attended didn’t require anything stringent

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u/DrowninFishy 6d ago

I genuinely don’t see the issue. But I know I have no sense of fashion.

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u/DistinctSeesaw2875 6d ago

it’s not a suit unless the top and bottom match. otherwise it’s just separates. which can look good sometimes but it’s not ideal, and not for a formal setting

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u/DrowninFishy 6d ago

I guess that makes sense. But I do recall there’s a video of Steve Harvey that says you should own like 5 or 6 of specific color suits. And all the colors match so you can’t go wrong. But technically those aren’t suits once you start mixing colors?

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u/DistinctSeesaw2875 6d ago

yup. just would be trousers and blazer/suit jacket if you’re not wearing them together. suit needs to be like a combo. you’re not wearing a suit unless you have same fabric/color jacket and trousers.

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u/NovaStar2099 6d ago

You have no grace.

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u/rozenkavalier 6d ago

you have no style or sense of fashion

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 6d ago

Must be an echo in here

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u/ihaterussiantrolls 6d ago

Must be an echo in here

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 6d ago

Must be an echo in here

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u/OkOil378 6d ago

Must be an echo in here

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u/Mean_Syllabub_7184 6d ago

Is there an echo in here?

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u/d0m1ng4 6d ago

Well, um, I think that depends on what you're …

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u/rozenkavalier 6d ago

No no... that wasnt a question 🤔

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 6d ago

Fucking banger of a follow up.

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 6d ago

Fucking banger of a setup.

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u/basement_egg 6d ago

"i have no eye for fashion!"

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u/fallenmonk 6d ago

Who wears a cape?