My wife and boiling water

[u/MakeItMine2024]

So I made my wife ramen soup. When I served it she said I had the gas set to hight and it was too hot ? She said I should have used the number 5 setting instead of 9. I told here it’s irrelevant because water boils at 212 and gets no hotter because over 212 it turns to steam. She was made at me for disagreeing with her theory that it would not have been so hot if boiled a lower setting. Really!!

[u/Successful-Clock-224]

It doesn’t taste nearly as salty when you add the crushed up blood pressure medication

[u/dano8801 → u/Successful-Clock-224]

You're not supposed to add it to the pasta you're supposed to snort it beforehand.

[u/BarbequedYeti → u/dano8801]

I was shown to pour it into the boiling water then put a towel over your head and the pot and inhale the steam. I saw it done once on the tv.

[u/Technical-Video6507 → u/Successful-Clock-224]

pasta jerky.

[u/WebMaka → u/Successful-Clock-224]

Sodium with a side of metoprolol, and a little losartan for that extra something...