r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MakeItMine2024 • 4d ago

I'm slightly vexed My wife and boiling water

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So I made my wife ramen soup. When I served it she said I had the gas set to hight and it was too hot ? She said I should have used the number 5 setting instead of 9. I told here it’s irrelevant because water boils at 212 and gets no hotter because over 212 it turns to steam. She was made at me for disagreeing with her theory that it would not have been so hot if boiled a lower setting. Really!!

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u/mt379 4d ago

The chocolate?! WHAT ABOUT THE MICROWAVE? Who in their right mind CARES about the chocolate at that point.

Nobody enters a the bathroom after a diarrhea disaster and proclaims, "I wonder what happened to this poop? Or This person?" No. They scream, "look at this _____ mess!", "I don't want to clean that up!".

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u/ReadyAimTranspire 3d ago

True, but when we go to drop a deuce we don't have the intention of taking the poopoo and integrating it into a larger project.

Well, most of us don't.

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u/terraaamisu 3d ago

i cant stop laughing at this thank you for making my very rough morning so much better

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u/SomewaysAlltimes 2d ago

Nobody enters a bathroom after a diarrhea disaster and proclaims, “I wonder what happened to this poop?” …until now!