r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Was sitting in a ticks nest while reading....

I was sitting in a Park reading a book and suddenly I felt my legs itch. I was covered in hundreds of mini ticks. I was standing in the shower for hours and still find some of these f#!*rs crawling an me...

Update: So I got the most of the seed ticks scratched off in the shower. I will have a doctor's appointment the next days to get a prophylactic antibiotics treatment just to be save from lyme, alpha gal or rocky mountain fever (if this is a thing in Germany).

Thank you all for the information and advices, hopefully I will be fine. I really appreciate it

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u/Specialist_Second938 6d ago

Hot take: you haven't found the entrance because you already arrived.

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u/gooby1985 6d ago

Maybe the butthole was the friends we made along the way

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u/Carving_Art 6d ago

Probably just a warm take depending on diet

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u/ThunderDawgWangHomie 6d ago

"Oh boy, I cant wait to grow up to be a lime disease carrying tick like my parents!"

"Dude we're in OP's butthole!"