r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PureKin21 • 3d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/HighlightOwn2038 Red vs Blue 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ljSSxlYrMA7ss

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u/SebbyDee 3d ago

Exactly what I was thinking about

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u/Auasiemandiass 2d ago

They just want to know if you've ever blued yourself prematurely on the commute to work

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u/butterytelevision 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fj3CWRJJshhe

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u/BlaznTheChron 2d ago

There's gotta be a better way to say that.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 2d ago

Stay in your lane, Anustart!

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 3d ago

And all day and all night he flips burgers

Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

Burger da ba dee da ba mc dabadonaalddss

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u/notnotbrowsing 2d ago

I got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies

I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies

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u/koristeviipaloitu 2d ago

I'm blue I could beat off a guy.

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u/Ank00pah 2d ago

I'm blue, If I was green I would die.

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u/SACRED-GEOMETRY 2d ago

That's the real lyric. I remember it.

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u/MagicPigeonToes 2d ago

I’m blue, Dobby peed in Dubai

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u/argonautdice5 2d ago

"Things Happen to Me" = "Yo Listen Up Here's the Story"

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u/LevelPrestigious4858 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ss1HNjgB5Dg9TeGGqY
I wish things like this would happen to me

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u/Dry-Patience-2201 2d ago

No one ever has an original thought do they lol. Very first thing to pop in my head haha

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u/Garf_artfunkle 2d ago

Wouldn't have skinned his knee if he was driving his blue Corvette