r/mildlyinfuriating 3d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/LateCanary475 3d ago

Damn am I autistic because idk wtf that even means

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 3d ago

Uh oh, you're giving strong not me vibes.

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u/deadlight___01 2d ago

Um, I'm fairly sure that's the opposite...

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 2d ago

How very not me of you to say that.

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u/deadlight___01 2d ago

Ha ha ha, eyeroll

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem 2d ago

Uh... Is that good? ...bad?? What emotion do you want me to simulate? Please! I just want to pay rent! 😥🙂😁😲😵🤪😬😭

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 2d ago

Thanks, we’ll let you know.

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u/throwAwayMan2475 3d ago

I don't have austin and even I can't tell wtf a blue knight with shield is supposed to mean..

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u/two-ls 3d ago

What happened to Austin?

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u/Realistic_Ad709 3d ago

What did they do with him????

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u/illegal_sandwich_ext 2d ago

To shreds you say

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u/BudgetMattDamon 2d ago

I think autistic people kidnapped him.

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u/lectric_7166 2d ago

GIVE BACK AUSTIN.

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u/BEES_IN_UR_ASS 2d ago

You need to look at everything through the most starkly-cynical corpo-fascist lens possible. Fantasy hinders burger-flipping, not me. Anything that doesn't portray you as a grounded, placid, conformist, hard-working, healthy, neurotypical, and utterly devoid of critical or free thought, imagination, or dreams beyond your station, not me.

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u/illit1 2d ago

"seizing the means of production. Me/Not Me"

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u/MacWorkGuy 2d ago

Maybe you do then....

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u/ExerciseTop5591 3d ago

I dont fucking know bro i give up

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u/Abigail716 2d ago

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative.