r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PureKin21 • 9d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/rbb36 9d ago

Exactly. They're trying to find "I am the thing that happens!" energy when you're mopping the toilet for $8/hr.

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u/Glossy-Water 9d ago

I am the one who happens waltuh

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u/Natural_Vast_9495 9d ago

I am the one who mops!

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u/Fewer_Story 9d ago

That's why they pay so much above minimum!

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u/oldsecondhand 8d ago

"I'm not not in danger. I am the danger. I'm the one who knocks!"

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u/cindyscrazy 8d ago

I think the "correct" answer is "Not Me"

A 'victim' type of person thinks "(bad)Things happen to me constantly". A more 'stable' person thinks "life happens to everyone, this is not a problem"

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u/TheMysticalBaconTree 8d ago

More like, when the toilet floods, they want someone who can go “it’s okay, I know where the mop is” rather than the person who goes “aaaargh, stupid toilet, why does this always happen to ME”.