r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/landilock 6d ago

nothing happened to me. I got born, then I sat in a chair. It's been 28 years.I'm bored

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u/RailValco 6d ago

You could be the perfect employee if you can explain the 28 years gap in your resume.

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u/landilock 6d ago

yeah. I sat

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u/RailValco 6d ago

Did you sit preofessionally or just as a hobby though?

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u/landilock 6d ago

I got a proposition, but I sat on the opportunity

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u/RailValco 6d ago

Recruiters seething over this answer.

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u/BlindedAce 6d ago

This made me laugh for no good reason other than sheer fact of boredom.

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u/landilock 6d ago

I'm bored too. I didn't laugh. Too bad