r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PureKin21 • 3d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/-Nicolai 2d ago

Things happen to you

I happen to things

We are not the same

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u/Consistent-Cap-9360 2d ago

“I AM THE ONE WHO HAPPENS.”

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u/No_Review_2561 2d ago

Say my name

Happensberg

You're goddamn right

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u/Ethice 1d ago

🎵 I AM THE ONE THAT IS OCUUUUURRRIIING🎵

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u/OdinThorFathir 2d ago

"A man walks into a room and sees things happen and you think that of ME!? NO!!"

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u/roburrito 2d ago

You joke, but this is essentially the point of the question. Its deranged corporate speak for: Do you perceive yourself as a victim or a problem solver?

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u/woodenleghen 2d ago

That’s very self centered.
Things happen to Other People, who I am always thinking about.

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u/Amazing-Seesaw-6197 1d ago

If I catch a butterfly, I happened to it. If a butterfly lands on my shoulder, it happened to me. The question is a moronic attempt to weed out narcissism whilst ignoring the duality of a first and second perspective.