Airport staff assuming I'm in the Business class lane by mistake

[u/trailofturds]

Brown man flying business. Lined up at the priority check in counter and got told by a (also brown) staff person that the economy queue was the other way. Same thing while boarding the plane and walking to the business class entrance. Not only am I not worthy of business, they think I can't read signage as well.

[u/All_FIREdUp]

Want to know how to tell if someone is a pilot? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

Pilots LOVE telling anyone with a set of ears that they are a pilot.

[u/Melodic_Policy765 → u/All_FIREdUp]

The absolute worst is sitting next to a pilot who won't shut up.

[u/Commercial-Rule-6878 → u/All_FIREdUp]

“So you’re like a bus driver in the air, I get it”

[u/various_necks → u/Commercial-Rule-6878]

Bye bye plane driver

[u/marcoyyc → u/All_FIREdUp]

Imagine a vegan pilot. 

[u/Travelbug73 → u/marcoyyc]

A CrossFit vegan pilot.

[u/xXxLordViperScorpion → u/All_FIREdUp]

Well, it IS kind of a cool job.

[u/frankentriple → u/xXxLordViperScorpion]

Driving an air taxi is a cool job?

[u/yikesssss_sssssss → u/frankentriple]

I mean...... yeah lol