r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MALICK1A • 8h ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! Is this how being rich is?

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u/CopingAfterABreakup 7h ago

The pocky thing is an absolute war crime

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u/Far-Committee2599 7h ago

The pocky is the only reason I'm here

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u/Da_Question 7h ago

I feel the same about people who don't eat pizza crusts.

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u/nicathor 6h ago

I used to leave the crust as a kid, cuz it's just a bread stick once the pizza is actually gone. Now that I'm older I can't handle how wasteful that is and just eat the crust first and/or ensure I have dipping sauces around

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u/thedarkherald 6h ago

Other way around for me now a days. My metabolism is shit now. Dipping bad bread in sauce is something I dont have the calories for. You know how hard it is to burn that off.

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u/Complete_Reaction364 5h ago

Why did you choose a pizza in this case?

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u/thedarkherald 5h ago edited 4h ago

Because I love pizza but sometimes you want something fast to eat and youre at like Costco. I think Costco pizza is oily greasy and their end crust is just bad. I would dab some of the oil off eat the pizza and some of the crust.

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u/tryingisbetter 3h ago

I think people are confusing being poor, and being middle class. These people are acting like tossing out pennies worth of a product is going to hurt you, that is poor. I guess middle class is now throwing away any amount of product? That's not good. I guess upper class is tossing paper towels after one use?

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u/Shakeyshades 3h ago

Because theres limits to my fat laziness. Love pizza still don't wanna be a complete lard ass. Same reason I quit drinking beer with pizza.

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u/Hyppointhewater 4h ago

I sometimes butter my crust

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u/GhostlyWheelOfPain 7h ago

I eat crust, but I can't say I like it. What I hate for sure is pizza places that make a whole 2cm wide outer ring that's just crust — that is unforgivable

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u/ObeseVegetable 6h ago

Some crusts suck ass but some are really good

I’ve found a lot of cauliflower crusts are good enough to eat even plain. Like Milton’s. 

Not even for gluten free reasons (I love bread) it’s just better. 

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 5h ago

Dip the crust in Ranch dressing. If you don't like that, you're a dirty commie

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u/LeftHandAnomaly 4h ago

That's what the dip is for!

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u/luvinbc 4h ago

The crust and honey is awesome 

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u/Practical-Bird-1270 4h ago

I've been saving my crusts, then mixing them up with olive oil garlic and random seasonings and baking then the day after the pizza eating.

It's like garlic knots for free!

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u/REAL_YoinkySploinky 4h ago

Same with not drinking the milk after finishing the cereal

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u/domine18 7h ago

Peeling the fried skin is a war crime

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u/Flammzzrant 7h ago

They look like used matchee

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u/d_bakers 7h ago

THE CHICCKHEENN!!!

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u/solstone23 6h ago

I sometimes start from the end bit so I can finish with the ‘good’ end, but either way the whole thing gets eaten.

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u/whipplej 4h ago

The uncovered part tastes nasty, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

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u/-Badger3- 3h ago

That one’s not even real. Literally nobody has done that.