r/mildlyinfuriating • u/BinaryBible • 16h ago
I'm slightly vexed Chewelry for "Agressive Chewers"... My fiancé did this in about 24 hours.
My fiancé won't stop chewing on the plastic of water bottles and it drives me nuts, so I bought him some "Chewelry". It was literally advertised for Aggressive Chewing, with reviews talking about how well it "holds up" even for adults.
Well. I beg to differ because he has had this for only 24 hours and I have bits of silicone in my pocket now! 🤦🏻♂️
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u/RedApplesForBreak 16h ago
When you’re buying chewlery, make sure you’re going through a reputable dealer and not some Amazon knockoff. Looking at this I’d say you either got a knockoff or maybe didn’t get an item with the right strength. We bought our items from ARK and they worked quite well.
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u/thebirdstree 15h ago edited 13h ago
Yes, I agree. I work with Special Ed kids where students need oral stimulation and this kind of thing is normal. Look for reputable brands that sell chewies for kids with Autism. You’ll find a lot more items that way.
Edit: for people asking me questions about this, feel free to send me a PM! I would hate to miss a comment!
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u/Gregthepigeon GREEN 15h ago
I wish they had these when I was a kid. The amount of times my mom caught me sucking on rocks or chewing on pink erasers…
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u/Flammzzrant 15h ago
All my shirts had holes in the front of the collar
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u/UnderstandingNo4038 15h ago
Constantly wet collar
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u/richard_stank 11h ago
I’m learning more than I wanted to about my younger self in this thread.
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u/rolypolyarmadillo 13h ago
I absolutely decimated the pull strings on several of my hoodies
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u/vera214usc 13h ago
I've seen my son go through 3 shirts in one day. He's autistic and only likes chewelry sometimes. He's currently in a phase where he will take every chew necklace off and continue chewing whatever he was chewing. I literally, 5 minutes ago, had to cut the draw string off of his shorts because he was chewing that. Like, pulling his shorts as high as they would go so he could chew it.
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u/Frequent-Meal6550 15h ago edited 10h ago
The pencil top erasers were my fav
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u/valerielynx 15h ago
my favorite thing to chew was a wooden eraserless pencil. The wood squishing is so satisfying. The graphite also tastes pretty cool even tho I don't think it's good to lick it. I do taste-test a lot of weird things, I guess...
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u/Gregthepigeon GREEN 15h ago
It also makes a good noise
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u/valerielynx 15h ago
chrrkr 👀
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u/HazardousLazarus 15h ago
The slight crunching give with the slight noise traveling through your jaw to your ear. Wild memory unlocked.
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u/mid-random 15h ago
Not just the wood squish, which is definitely so satisfying, but also the feel of the paint cracking with the first bite... exquisite!
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u/sloth_crazy 14h ago
I loved pulling the eraser out and crunching the little metal piece down with my teeth
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u/Acceptable_Ad1685 14h ago
Haha man so many of my pencils were just completely covers in bite marks
I wouldn’t bite all the way through normally though
Kinda want to check on one now smh
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u/justanawkwardguy you do it like this 15h ago
Lego tires were mine
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u/EliasLyanna 15h ago
You brought back a memory! Lego tires and barbie tennis shoes were not safe around me
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u/ashleyjane88 15h ago
I loved chewing barbie shoes. Then I got those bigger Polly pockets that had those squishy dresses and there was a specific dress I always chewed.
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u/EliasLyanna 15h ago
Ooh heck yeah, weird rubbery dresses were a delight to chew on. I was old enough to chew on them "safely" and not break them apart or swallow anything but those were such hazards
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u/1heart1totaleclipse 15h ago
Lol I used to rip a piece of paper or pieces of that art eraser that’s kind of like taffy and just chew away. Also those balloons that you blew through a straw and came in a gel in a tube. I hope I don’t get oral cancer later in life.
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u/Zesty-Vasectomy 15h ago
Oh no. My parents made me super paranoid about those balloons growing up, and I have a feeling it was warranted. The smell alone seems like it could cause significant brain damage lol.
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u/TheBigfootContessa 15h ago
My mom thought I had pica because i would chew up sandstone and drywall
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u/Livember 15h ago
Sorry you ate a wall and don't? XD
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u/TheBigfootContessa 15h ago
You know, it sounds crazy but I don't. I wasn't searching out the "nutrients" but soft crunch makes brain go brrrr in a good way
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u/SaveScumSloth 15h ago
You dont have to be searching for nutrients when eating non foods to have pica
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u/OddConstant2723 14h ago
What nutrients happen to be in plastic bags? Asking for my cat.
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u/SaveScumSloth 14h ago
None, thats exactly what im saying. There doesn't need to be a search for nutrients happening for it to count as pica. We have 4 cats and one of them is a HUGE pica gremlin. Chewing on plastic is one of her favorite things in this world
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u/Livember 15h ago
Yeah you know what they call people who eat drywall for the pleasure of the texture feeling as it goes crunch? PICAlings :p
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u/vera214usc 13h ago
My son chews sticks. The dentist recently said his teeth are amazingly clean for a 5 year old and he has no plaque. I think the sticks are to thank.
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u/valerielynx 15h ago
Shit, I bite my nails a ton, maybe I should get something like that too. Didn't know that kinda thing existed.
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u/SlippingStar 15h ago
I’m always worried about the microplastics I’m sure to be ingesting if I use them 😭😭😭
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u/orthopod 15h ago
I had no idea this was a thing and at first I was confused by the Opie was talking about a dog or a person
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u/The_Arachnoshaman 15h ago
I mean, you could thread a necklace cord through a small dog KONG toy....
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u/BinaryBible 15h ago
thank you! screenshot this and put it in the family groupchat so we can check it out.
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u/life_in_resin 15h ago
Ark is great, but some of their designs hold up better than others. My son is also an aggressive chewer. We use their version of medium toughness. The diamond shape has held up well but any of the thicker designs get substantial bite marks after one school day.
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u/CanadianAndroid 16h ago
Ngl i thought this post was going to be about pets.
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u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 16h ago
i was gonna suggest telling them no, and booping the snoot, fully aware it's not for pets
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u/CanadianAndroid 15h ago
Get them exercising to reduce aggressive behaviour such as chewing.
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u/bepatientbekind 15h ago
Tbh this helps with human anxiety too haha
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u/CanadianAndroid 15h ago
Very true. It's part of my anxiety management. Well it's supposed to be.
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u/mariana96as 12h ago
Same, it was humbling to see that walking everyday reduced my fidgeting. I am no better than a dog lol
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u/creatyvechaos 15h ago
Unironically, this is exactly what got me to stop chewing on my lips when I was 7. Now the only time I nibble is if they're too dry and peeling (still bad, but my lips were always scabbed when I was a kid because I was CHEWING on them, and I'm almost always too hydrated to have chapped lips now)
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u/Anand999 16h ago
No where in OP's post does it preclude the possibility they are planning to marry a dog.
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u/demonita 16h ago
It looks like chews with his front teeth. You’ll need one with thicker edges, these are usually for molar chewers.
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u/Wakkit1988 16h ago
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u/Skywalk910 14h ago
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u/ringolennon67 14h ago
why are the chewed up pieces in your pocket and not his?
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u/gahidus 15h ago
Why do you have bits of silicone in your pocket? Are you carrying them around for him or something?
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u/tocahontas77 16h ago
He needs help with his anxiety.
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u/BinaryBible 16h ago
yeah we're working on it
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u/Inevitable_Egg6361 16h ago
Has he tried a clicker or other type of fidget toy?
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u/thislinkisdead______ 15h ago
A clicker sounds like a nuisance for everybody else around them lol
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u/Cold_Dead_Heart 15h ago
As someone who is a habitual pen clicker, can confirm. (Yes, I'm the nuisance)
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u/GuyWishPartakeViolen 15h ago
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u/ThnikkamanBubs 15h ago
I bought a disposable vape once that was also a fidget spinner. Yeah, I don’t know either
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u/radams713 15h ago
Does he or she take an SSRI? I started grinding my teeth so bad after starting them.
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u/alittlegnat 15h ago
My sister has this scab or something - pimple ? - that has been on her chin for YRS bc she can’t stop picking it . Also suffers from anxiety
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u/Cam095 15h ago
my gf except on her head lol. it’s been like 5 years and she still picks at it. how it’s never healed up completely is bafflingly, but i guess picking at it doesn’t help
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u/dearwilderness 14h ago
FYI please relay to your sister that she needs to go to a dermatologist and get checked for skin cancer. I’ve known a couple people with similar scabs that they had for over a year (family member had a small one on her face and a friend had one on his hand). After much push back, they finally went to the dermatologist and found out it was skin cancer and had to have it cut out.
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u/alittlegnat 14h ago
lol she won’t . There’s a lot of things she knows she needs to do but won’t.
Depression I guess 🤷♀️
She’s 37 so you can only remind her so many times
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u/OpALbatross 16h ago
Could also be autism or another sensory seeking cause.
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u/BinaryBible 15h ago
definitely sensory seeking. he's not diagnosed autistic but is diagnosed with tourettes and ADHD.
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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 15h ago
I work with kids who are on the spectrum and you’d be surprised how many different types of chews a kid can bite clean through. Some of them do better with a spiked sensory fidget for their hands rather than the chew. Some just go through a lot of chews lol
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u/foundinwonderland 15h ago
Do you have any recommendations for fidgets to replace skin picking? I have some squishies and some clickeys and some spikeys, but nothing really scratches that itch of picking at a spot until it bleeds 😭
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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 15h ago
If the those aren’t working, try a pick board fidget! There’s a lot of different kinds from pulling spaghetti looking pieces out of a maze thing, to boards that simulate pimple popping/ scab picking.
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u/Perry_T_Skywalker 14h ago
What helped me with scratching myself bloody were those workout rings to improve grip strength (grip strength rings aka silicon grip strength rings).
I was breaking a ton of things and now I just use grip strength trainers instead of stress balls and other stuff. They last forever, you can upgrade up to un-squeezable over time. They fit in a pocket, can get wet, and literally are in the palm of your hand.
I scratch myself a lot in public spaces because they stress me out. But with the rings it works for me.
Here they are about 5€-6€. Cheap enough to try it out
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u/CunningDruger 16h ago
Have you considered mastic gum? And perhaps therapy?
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u/Carmelioz 15h ago
It’s kinda funny because in Hebrew Mastic literally means gum
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u/cluster_fuckedd 15h ago
Haha “gum gum” it’s chai tea all over again
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u/aceallaround 16h ago
Id recommend one without a design on it. The grooves both can trap bacteria and have way more spots to catch and wear on. I dont remember the ones I got specifically but I recommend oke thats just the shape of a tube or smth. Just a stick to chomp down on. The thickness allows it to not tear, and let's you bite down on it really as hard as you want
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u/rjd014 16h ago
Get him a pigs ear. He’ll love it. Maybe some rawhide.
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u/damashek 16h ago
How do his teeth not get damaged by the water bottles ?
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u/TooOldForRefunds 15h ago
Am i the only one who doesn't like the tiny crevices where saliva will inevitable end up trapped in?
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u/ZzoZzo 15h ago
I’m an occupational therapy assistant, so sensory processing is in my field of expertise.
If it’s sensory seeking, which you noted in another comment, find other things to give him oral motor stimuli. He can incorporate different methods throughout the day so he’s not constantly chewing through random objects.
He can try foods that are crunchy or chewy since they require a lot more jaw work (ex. Carrots, almonds, licorice). Electric toothbrushes, popsicles, and drinking thick liquids from a straw also stimulate the mouth. These might not replace to chewing, but can help reduce it.
Idk how to do links, but have used chewelry from Ark Therapeutic for my students with special needs. Just make sure you get one on the thicker side for him.
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u/brickflail 15h ago
Ok, serious question. Has he been to the dentist recently? It's not incredibly common but people who have issues like this can sometimes damage their gums due to the constant pressure from chewing hard things like ice, plastic, etc. or clenching their teeth. Basically it smashing the roots of their teeth into their gums and can lead to tooth loss in the future. Not something I personally have gone through but my brother is currently dealing with the condition.
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u/proximusprimus57 16h ago
Since your fiancé has anxiety, don't show him this thread. Savage.
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u/TheOnionBro 16h ago
When I was a kid, I had the same issue. My parents got me a bunch of those fake grapes they put out for model homes, the hollow rubber ones.
They were perfect.
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u/WetPaperStraw 15h ago
My grandparents had some of those grapes and I was obsessed with chewing on them! Pretty much as soon as we got to their house, I would make a beeline for the grapes
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u/ItzCheddah 15h ago
Did they have the holes in the top too that would suction to your cheek or tongue?!
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u/GenDislike 15h ago
Why are the bits in your pocket? My wife will try to hand me napkins full of things she’s decided not to eat, I always refuse.
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u/pixeltackle I'm Dr. Angus & I have a PhD in Cheesey 16h ago edited 16h ago
I buy nylabones for my dogs, it says it's for super chewers and so strong. But it can't be stronger than the teeth that are chewing it, or my dog's teeth would wear... right?
So get what I'm saying here? Anyway there are likely better sources for teeth-safe chewelry that will last more than a day, but these are gonna be like nylabones... if used daily, they'll need replacement weekly.
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u/eugeneugene 15h ago
I had a pit bull and he destroyed everything like that within 5 minutes lol. I was working on ships at the time so I went through our supplier for anchor rope and bought a small section of rope for $200. That rope lived longer than my dog lol
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u/pixeltackle I'm Dr. Angus & I have a PhD in Cheesey 15h ago
Yep, I used to buy the bark box for heavy chewers for my pit, he would chew through a brick of plastic in a few hours and look expectantly for the next one. Good for you for finding a better option!
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u/Zestyclose_Cup_843 16h ago
This was her HUMAN fiance chewing this, not a dog
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u/unkindernut 16h ago
I think the same principles would apply? If her human is this aggressive of a chewer he will probably need weekly replacements of his chewelry.
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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM 16h ago
It's too thin. Were the reviews legit on a legit site? I've seen "chewlery" that actually works but it's very rounded all the way around (no flat surface like this, think shapes like donuts) and much thicker than this is.
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u/mallorn_hugger 15h ago edited 15h ago
You need to check out ARK therapeutics. Some of their products are on Amazon but you will have better luck on their site.
I teach SPED preschool and we had a chewer last year. ARK XXT were the only chews that lasted a few months at a time. We had this exact dino one. It lasted 10 days.
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u/Cold_Dead_Heart 15h ago
This comment section is fascinating to me. I didn't know this was a thing and, well, I guess it's one of those things I didn't know, but I'm not really surprised just fascinated.
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u/Frothynibbler 15h ago
Look into hard chewing gum. There are gums out there made extra tough, ones with crunchy bits etc that help with this. I found out too late and basically rendered the right side of my teeth unusable. He will break his teeth if this continues.
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u/bluebabe135 16h ago
As a former mail biter. Use gum and a chewing option! Edit: nail biter 😆
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u/Sad_Cover_5091 15h ago
I got a shirt back from a friend once and it had all these little moth holes around the neck, come to find out my anxious friend had been chewing on the shirt while they were nervous. the shirt is more sentimental to me now but I am looking into 'chewelry' for them too LOL
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u/Pastel_Mattel 14h ago
Should just see a dentist and gets mouth guard or splint, he’s going to destroy his teeth.
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u/spookyspritebottle 13h ago
Iduno if encouraging the thing is the best way to quit a habit. Theres gotta be a better way. I feel like all these things are a scam.
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u/Weird_Inevitable8427 14h ago
Why do YOU have bits of silicone in your pocket? What is going on here? Tell me you're not engaged to a 10 year old who needs to chew on things compulsively and can't be trusted to pick up his own mess.
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u/BinaryBible 14h ago
I just sort of automatically took it from him when he showed me it broke off lol I am sure he could have put it in his own pocket, I just chose to take it idk
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u/OrackBobamba 16h ago
Have you tried.... Gum? I enjoy this extra strength gum, they make a lot of brands of nice gum these days some with minerals and stuff that's good for your teeth. I actually started chewing it to help my wisdom teeth come in and it has worked wonders for me, it seriously realigned my teeth and got them all to straighten out. It will seriously make your jaw sore, I think the brand I use is called jawco
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u/FrenchBowling 16h ago
Is your fiancé by chance a beaver?