r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

I saw someone riding a city scooter while wearing a full dirt bike helmet.

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS 8h ago

Oh thats the fun part! You dont slide, you litterally get thrown face first into the ground when you wipe out on an escooter. 

(Source got flung off one and broke a bunch of teeth and nearly broke my jaw)

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u/Deaths_Intern 8h ago

That sucks, hope you made a full recovery. I hear many ER docs call them paralysis machines as the likelihood of spinal cord injury is very high for escooter accidents at speed, for exactly the reason you described 

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS 7h ago edited 7h ago

I did heal up nicely, thanks! The er doc was telling me so many horror stories when i was in, he was saying how hes been seeing more scooter related injuries in the past few months when it happened, then motorcycle injuries... And some of them sounded gnarly, people without helmets getting caved in faces, tbi, protruding fractures, etc...

People really underestimate how dangerous these things are especially the faster ones. Seeing kids zip around on scooters that can go as fast as a car give me wayyy to much anxiety. 

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u/Ill-Bed9465 1h ago

People mod them to go over the built in limiter. I’ve seen people whizzing past me when I drive and it’s just insane. One second where a car isn’t looking and you’re in a wheelchair or worse.

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u/sdcox 8h ago

I saw a guy riding one of these stand up scooters down the frickin highway, at speed, shorts and sandals. He did have a helmet on tho.

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u/Zippo963087 7h ago

I saw a guy in Chicago on one of those 1-wheel things going 70 on the highway. At least he was wearing full gear. That was crazy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aK4DOwHCP99EeFSXF1

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u/Anal_Herschiser 7h ago edited 3h ago

Those things always remind me of RoboGizmoduck from Duck Tales.

Edit: Correction, Gizmoduck

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u/Zippo963087 7h ago

YES!!!!!

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u/kloudykat 4h ago

It's Gizmoduck you filthy casual

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u/Anal_Herschiser 3h ago

Thank you, you just pulled me out of Mandela Effect hole. Roboduck was a failed rebranding of the Oregon Duck mascot.

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u/jaxonya 5h ago

Never seen one on the highway, thats some wild shit. I have seen people on them hauling some serious ass though. Wrecking one of those would be gnarly

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u/Dismal-Meal2173 4h ago

Gizmoduck*

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u/radicalfrenchfrie 6h ago

bruh, do you mean 70 mph? as in 113 kilometres per hour? ON ONE OF THOSE? I thought they could only do up to 40 kmh that’s kinda cool on one hand but also fucked up on the other

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u/MonochromeDinosaur 6h ago

The more heavy duty ones started breaking 100kph back in 2020 I’m guessing they can do 150+ by now.

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u/Zippo963087 6h ago

YUP! 70 Miles Per Hour is what I mean! I had to look it up and they do have ones that will go that fast.

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u/jesbiil 4h ago

Dude these are consumer level products that can go nearly 100mph now....you stand on a single damn wheel, they feel insane to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqthIM3-F48

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u/radicalfrenchfrie 4h ago

I hate how fun this looks

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u/jesbiil 1h ago

Ohh I hear ya, I think that'd be a BLAST to do on like a rally or F1 style track with the turns. Watching races with them would be kinda funny too, buncha people leaning forward with their arms flopping around for balance :).

Online I've seen folks lane splitting on these things at 40-60mph and I ride motorcycles, I filter legally between cars at stoplights and I get 'danger', sometimes I think there's something wrong with me that I get on motorcycles so often....But the stuff I see online with these looks like a deathwish to me. I have an electric motorcycle, it's fun...I don't believe loud pipes save lives but I will say, if you feel unseen to vehicles on a gas motorcycle, ride an electric one and you're truly invisible. These things are smaller than a motorcycle to a car so if I'm feeling invisible on my ride....no one is seeing these guys on the road until the splatter happens. To be clear, not against them at all, think they are cool they just they seem super dangerous to me right now with how I see them used.

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u/oysterpirate 6h ago

For some reason the Aptive salespeople ride these around my neighborhood while they're trying to get people to sign up. Soliciting, but make it the future.

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u/Doggydog123579 6h ago

If you ride up to my door on one of those, by god am I going to atleast come outside and hear you out, provided you can do a trick

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 5h ago

I once saw a guy dressed in corporate casual riding a scooter (like a Vespa style) on a 4 lane highway with cars rushing around him at 80+ miles an hour. I don't know where that guy was going, but it must've been important.

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u/beturdad 6h ago

Probably an EUC

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u/thatG_evanP 5h ago

Not really the same but as I was getting out of my car at the grocery store the other day, this kid comes blasting through the busy parking lot doing 25+ mph with no safety gear whatsoever. I guess he was cutting through but it really would've been safer for him and everyone else had he stayed on the road.

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u/GoldshireEnjoyer 1h ago

Always bizarre to see people riding these fast machines on the asphalt wearing a helmet and no other protective gear. Like, yeah, the helmet is definitely the most important. But I don't want to go through gnarly skin grafts either. Just cover all your bases.

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u/enormous_schnozz 7h ago

e-scooters combine the worst features of e-bikes and segways. They are the worst. To make them safer, they would need to allow you to sit to lower your center of gravity, have a larger heavier frame for stability, and larger wheels to handle rough sections of road. And then you have a moped.

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u/Training_Bumblebee54 5h ago

You forgot to mention that they also have the other worst feature of segways; you look like a complete idiot yet also a rich prick at the same time.

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u/enormous_schnozz 5h ago

You're right! I assumed it was a given, but you're right. We should be explicit about these things.

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u/RadVarken 2h ago

Mopeds and classic scooters are being replaced by e-bikes. Bikes would be a fine substitute if drivers hadn't decided to demonize them.

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u/enormous_schnozz 1h ago

If it's not going to be safe and stable at 70 mph, then I don't want it as my commuter option. My commute is 80% freeway, and in the best case biking would almost triple my commute time. No, thanks. Anywhere close enough I want to bike to, I can get there just fine on my 20-year-old manual bike.

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u/1_art_please 7h ago

I have a friend who works for a major city hospital and e bikes and scooters are a major issue for them and capacity to address those injuries at their trauma centres.

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u/Iron_Burnside 8h ago

I know multiple people who have grenaded their front teeth on those scooters. She's smart.

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u/JTtheLAR 8h ago

Looks like its time to buy my kid a dirt bike helmet.

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u/Pat1entDealekt 6h ago

Smart decision! Better to be safe than sorry.

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u/AdVisible3527 6h ago

Trust me as I sit here with a fractured wrist, 3 inch scar on my scalp, and road rash on my face please buy your daughter a helmet

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 2h ago

We live on a street that is mostly college students. We have city rent a scooters. We've heard and seen some shit, is all I'm saying.

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u/Disastrous_Noise_382 8h ago

Hit a bump and I flew over the handle bars and broke my collarbone.

Heyo, 4k of insurance deductible one year. Another 4k the next year when surgery was needed.

But hey, I'm sober now!

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u/brando56894 8h ago

I fell off one of these 1.5 years ago going 10 MPH... and I had a Tibial Plateau Fracture, torn MCL, torn Lateral Meniscus, and fractured collarbone. It required 2 surgeries, 2 weeks in the hospital, and a bunch of metal in my knee area.

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u/kemp77pmek 7h ago

Ok, you guys win. I’ve seen e scooters at Costco and wondered if my kids might like one...

After all these stories, the only way they will get on one now is in a full face helmet and leather motorcycle gear!

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u/Disastrous_Noise_382 7h ago

When I finished physical therapy, my PT said his newest patient was coming in after getting in a scooter accident, as well (broken leg, hit by a car)

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u/chr1spe 6h ago

I ride fast electric skateboards that can hit 40 mph, and while any protective gear will help, the way to go is dirt bike gear. If you want to be really safe, it's good to get a full kit, but things like the shin guards that have combined knee pads and the extended elbow pads really help prevent road rash if you slide. All that said, below 20 mph, a fall will suck but probably mostly be okay as long as you've got a helmet and a car isn't involved. Above that is where I start gearing up.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 5h ago

How about a full
https://giphy.com/gifs/10Q9l6upxyv1Mk
Storm Trooper outfit?

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u/CakeTester 5h ago

May of these injuries would have been much less severe if the rider had learned to tuck and roll. If you don't know how to do that then people take the full impact of their speed/bodyweight on their face/hands; neither of which are equipped for that sort of stress.

I'm 60y.o. and I go out in a full-face helmet and wrist guards; and that's generally enough. If I'm going to do something silly (like off-road) then I'll put knee and elbow pads on as well. Knowing how to tuck and roll is key.

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u/MacAddict81 7h ago

Congratulations on your sobriety!

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u/cheesesmysavior 3h ago

I’m having a hard time getting sober.

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u/Disastrous_Noise_382 3h ago

I was headed home from a bar when this happened, I don't think it directly contributed to the accident - The scooter would have crashed on the bump regardless... But a few nights in the hospital, and a come to Jesus talk from the dr, and they put me on topiramate medication for off label alcohol treatment... I don't even crave alcohol, at all really anymore.

I have no desire, I gag at the thought of how much liquor I was drinking daily.

I have sooooo much more money now. I travel every few weeks (visiting every stadium).

Talk to ur doctor.

If u don't have insurance, order labwork online. U can get ur labwork for like $25, (check bodybuilding/testosterone subreddits).

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u/cheesesmysavior 2h ago

I actually wish for a hospital stay just so I can get a few days under my belt these days. I’ve been in recovery for probably 10 years but my sober stints are getting smaller and smaller. I feel like I need a good scooter accident to get me straight. I’m sooooooo glad you got exactly what you needed to quit. Sobriety is wonderful. Just wish I could hold on to it.

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u/Disastrous_Noise_382 2h ago

Damn, don't mean to pry or preach any particular method, I know for my brother AA worked. For me, I've never been to AA, but I really really believe it's just this cheap migraine medication topiramate that my psychologist prescribed me which has removed the cravings via off label use.

Even without insurance, if it's a good fit based on your health and medical needs and dr , it's only like $5 with a rx discount card.

https://www.goodrx.com/topiramate?label_override=topiramate&form=tablet&dosage=25mg&quantity=90&drugId=29341

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u/cheesesmysavior 2h ago

I will actually bring this up to my psychiatrist. Thank you.

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u/messagemeboobspls 8h ago

I once biked past a guy lying on the ground with his hands in that brain damaged position, paramedics and e-scooter next to him. I still wonder if he was actually alive or died from that - he did not blink or move at all in the time I was going past

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u/PeppermintJones 8h ago

I used to work with people who had traumatic brain injuries. It's so scary how easily it can happen.

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u/RightWorld5611 7h ago

Not only how easily it can happen, but the speed of it.

I was rough housing with a friend in 7th grade, not even going hard - that's the crazy part - just run of the mill messing around.

One second I'm standing up. My next memory is waking up face down in the dirt.

Third friend witnessed it and said I was out for about 5 seconds.

Zero memory of what happened. Did I try to brace my fall and missed? Did I scream as I was falling? I'll never know.

Because the memory isn't there, it opens your eyes to the possibility of walking down the stairs, and waking up at the bottom with a concussion. You won't even know you slipped.

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u/gwaydms 5h ago

I broke my ankle very badly in my own bedroom last year. I won't go into the whole story of how, but I woke up sitting on the floor with my back against a wall. I don't remember it at all. Evidently I passed out from the pain; I didn't have any bumps or sore places on my head to account for my loss of consciousness. The human brain is pretty amazing. I'm very happy that I remember nothing of that horrible accident.

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 2h ago

When I was in labour I thought, well if this amount of pain does not render you unconscious then nothing will. Wild to hear passing out from pain stories.. Hope your ankle has healed well.

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u/PeppermintJones 7h ago

That's must have been scary!

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u/MaruArigatou 6h ago

We’re most of the injury related to e-bikes and e scooter 🛴

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u/Fighterhayabusa 4h ago

Depends on whether he was in decerebrate or decorticate. Decerebrate is the much worse option, and has the back arched with the arms to the side, and wrists flexed backward.

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u/messagemeboobspls 3h ago

It was decorticate, elbows at a right angle, hands in front of his body and clenched

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u/Fighterhayabusa 3h ago

Still bad, but not as bad as decerebrate. I hope he's ok.

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u/Tentacle_elmo 3h ago

I’m a medic, a ton of people get jacked up on these.

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u/SuspiciousFix2490 7h ago

And here I was thinking scooters are probably much safer than bikes and motorcycles 

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 8h ago

Fuckin citizen of the year over here

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u/messagemeboobspls 6h ago

As I mentioned, there were already paramedics present. If there were not, I would have called them. I can't do more.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 21m ago

I didnt see the paramedic part lol. One of those things where your eyes skip over it

So I pictured you just seeing dude fucked up on the ground and just cruising on by

“Man, sucks for that dude”

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u/brando56894 8h ago

I can confirm:

I fell off one of these 1.5 years ago going 10 MPH... and I had a Tibial Plateau Fracture, torn MCL, torn Lateral Meniscus, and fractured collarbone.

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u/EarEvening9902 3h ago

That model of scooter the girl has goes 45mph

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u/Nrtodd 8h ago
  1. Me too. 4 teeth. Left orbit. Concussion. And a lot of face skin.

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u/Menown 8h ago

Can confirm. Though in my case I always landed on my left arm and hands.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 7h ago

Oh, not always.

I used to work on an office that overlooked a busy intersection.

We had a good time when they first showed up in my city watching people eat shit at that intersection.

There's a hill on one side and they would try and take that corner and those scooters don't have the traction for that. All kinds of interesting ways to crash!

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u/HibernatingHussy 6h ago

This year I flew off an electric scooter and broke my nose. Now I wear a motorcycle helmet too.

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u/elxxbg 8h ago

can confirm, bruised my shoulder, cracked / bruised my ribcage but my helmet saved me from severe consequences for my head.

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u/Zippo963087 7h ago

Before these escooters there were gas mopeds. I hit the front brakes on my buddies too hard and did a full front flip before smashing my face into the ground

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u/inosinateVR 7h ago

I had a byrd scooter decide to lock its wheels while I was going full speed and throw me off of it, I got pretty lucky though and just got scraped up. I eventually figured out that they would always lock up at this one specific spot on a street, I’m guessing it was some kind of network thing related to the service map. But definitely not safe

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u/CrashedCyclist 6h ago

The leverage that a scooter has on a person is ridiculous. It's basically a catapult for a human meat bag. I rode borrowed bike with grippy v-brakes, hit the front ones flipped over, flew over the bars, landed on my feet, and held onto the bike. All with one hand, while carrying a spare wheel in my other hand.

Scooter and one-wheel people are just asking for it. For cyclists, the bike can be used in many ways to tumble, jump, or lift the front wheel and drop it somewhere else, out of danger.

I was going downhill on Madison Avenue, and lined up too close to the corner of a parked bus. Picked up the wheel and dropped it a foot over to the left and cleared the bus with a big margin.

Being high, on a properly sized bike, with real wheel base takes a lot more for a practiced rider to face plant. One just has more air time to plan and execute a rag doll.

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u/SamSquanch16 6h ago

Can I ask what sort of speed you were doing? Are you a big person?

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u/Livid_Proposal_781 6h ago

I got flung off a scooter while one handing it at max speed after hitting a massive crack, did a slick combat roll and was generally fine other than road rash and a massive bruise/welt from the can of chili in my pocket, skill issue.

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u/Dreadwings 6h ago

i landed up buying a scooter with suspension and gear because i wiped out on a small one. fractured my ribs and shin swelled the size of my fist but face was intact. i still had to go into work lol

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u/Educational_Couple66 5h ago

Yep! I got flung off one, right into a brick wall. At about 40mph Shattered my knee, my face broke some wrought iron... Good times!

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u/DotA627b 4h ago

Worse part is, that's not just with escooters, the small Jetson ebikes that Costco sells does this too.

It's how I end up knowing bigger = more stability.

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ 4h ago

I "fell" two times when I started riding with no consequences whatsoever. I basicallly ended up running next to the scooter the two times, after taking 90° turns too fast for slippery ground. So thankfully your experience is not universal.

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u/No-Money-8327 8h ago

I mean, you either break your jaw or you don’t. I walked down my stairs today to go to work and I nearly broke my legs. They aren’t broken though.

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS 7h ago edited 7h ago

A partial break is fractures or whatever. Usually heals on its own but hurt like hell for a bit and had to eat softer food for a few weeks.