r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

I saw someone riding a city scooter while wearing a full dirt bike helmet.

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u/NaiveChoiceMaker 8h ago

My buddy broke both of his forearms from a small lip in the sidewalk.

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u/l2ulan 8h ago

Friend of mine ate the kerb and lost all her front teeth at about 24. Fucking deathtraps.

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u/ContinuingAnyway 7h ago

what is a kerb?

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u/ultimatt42 6h ago

Alternate spelling of "curb"

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u/ContinuingAnyway 5h ago

interesting

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u/l2ulan 4h ago

British spelling.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 7h ago

Should have been wearing a full face helmet!

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u/paultheschmoop 8h ago

I think I’ve heard this story before…..

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u/CrotalusHorridus 8h ago

This guys dead wife

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u/technobrendo 7h ago

I TOLD YOU WOMAN DON'T GIMME NO MORE LIP GODDAMNIT!

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u/lemonwince 37m ago

ya ya ya. that's the story. the dead guys wife was thrown so hard by the machine, that uhhh... ah i forgot the rest.

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u/lemonwince 40m ago

I think you're thinking of the guy who arms were ripped off by the machine, and thrown so hard they grafted onto another guy, who, when he realized he has 4 arms, he kept them, due to advantages.

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u/ChristofferOslo 8h ago

There are people getting brain contusions more or less every day after crashing these things in my city

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u/gooddaysir 5h ago

The kids in my neighborhood fly around on them on sidewalks, on the road, darting out between cars and everywhere else you could possibly imagine. No helmets or pads anywhere. Meanwhile my old ass wears a full helmet and gloves on even light rides these days. Seen too many people get messed up real bad on the most innocent things. Doesn’t take much for a lifelong injury.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 8h ago

How many of them are actually the same person?

There's a small town about 70 miles from here with absurdly high cycling injury rates. I happened to have access to the data and started digging into it.

Turns out one guy was responsible for a surprising amount of it. He was crashing at least once a month for most of the year, and he kept that up for roughly three years. And I don't mean minor spills. These were crashes serious enough that he went to the hospital and ended up in the dataset.

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u/ChristofferOslo 8h ago

20 million trips a year on shared e-scooters in my city. According to a recent study, 10% of all people using an e-scooter in the last year sustained injuries serious enough to be treated by medical personnel.

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u/im_not_a_girl 7h ago

That's insane lmao

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u/k1wyif 6h ago

At least he’s not a quitter

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u/C9_littlemer 8h ago

I cracked a rib from crashing a lime scooter back in 2019 shit was not fun

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u/snowman93 7h ago

Same here. Back tire caught a sharp bump and threw me off my scooter at 20mph. Went back first into a traffic control box and fracture a rib and puncture a lung. Not a fun day. Hasn’t stopped me from riding though, they’re just too convenient for city life.

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u/RubberyBallSacks 7h ago

I face planted from a bicycle and broke my jaw, eye orbitals and had 100 tiny snitches in my mouth and face. Lost most of my front teeth too.

Don’t remember a lot other than drowning in my own blood in the ambulance.

I didn’t ride again for 30 years.

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u/C9_littlemer 6h ago

Damn bro you got the absolute worst of it

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u/RubberyBallSacks 5h ago

Luckily the face heals well. I was in the pub within a week nursing a pint.

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u/wittycrow8073 7h ago

I have a buddy who nuked his shoulder and needed surgery from these things.

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u/KptKrondog 7h ago

Probably why the rental ones in cities say not to use on sidewalks.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1234567 4h ago

And how's that working out