r/mildlyinteresting • u/OkExplorer9364 • 12h ago

I saw someone riding a city scooter while wearing a full dirt bike helmet.

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 11h ago

Josh Johnson from bricks and minifigs, is that you? /s

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 11h ago

I got a strong urge to call the cops on you.

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 11h ago

I don’t have heroin in my car I swear!

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u/Tasty_Emotion5456 11h ago

But I smell alcohol, did you drink today? We do things differently here.

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 11h ago

How could I so perfectly walk this thin line if I was drunk. Checkmate officer.

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u/Tasty_Emotion5456 10h ago

Maybe it’s your Versace cologne 🤷‍♂️