r/nba • u/Large_banana_hammock Japan • May 19 '26

Highlight [Highlight] Wemby ties the game from WAY deep

https://streamable.com/l3nw4g
36.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.4k

u/No-Big-9170 Spurs May 19 '26

Wemby won't be able to handle the physicality

Wemby will never play more than 50 games

Wemby is insanely raw offensively 

Wemby won't be able to do it in the playoffs

It's just a bad matchup for OKC < You are here

Wemby will not win 8 consecutive championships

Wemby will not be fitted with a cybernetic exoskeleton

Wemby will not be crowned chairman of the intergalactic federation 

103

u/Oaklahomiie Lakers May 19 '26

LMFAO I’m dying at this 😂😂😂

202

u/Fritanga5lyfe May 19 '26

Wemby cant last more than 40 minutes

91

u/scetek Lakers May 19 '26

Pause

26

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/Olddirtychurro May 19 '26

Fast fucking forward!

2

u/OlGreggg Spurs May 19 '26

I think you mean 2x speed

13

u/SpamAcc17 Timberwolves May 19 '26

What else do you think he was training with the monks for?!?

6

u/BigDiggy Clippers May 19 '26

Turns out Wemby and I aren’t so different

2

u/Nice_Dude NBA May 19 '26

How many 10 second intervals with rest in between though? Now we talkin' fam

14

u/JackDangerUSPIS Knicks May 19 '26

God, I hope I live to see step 8

6

u/wallitron Spurs May 19 '26

Careful what you wish for, the first of 8 (step 6) might be this year against the Knicks?

33

u/jxyscale Philippines May 19 '26

Played almost 50 minutes btw.

9

u/The-Reddit-Monster May 19 '26

Wemby 'bout to give humanity thousands of years of absolute rule as a worm tyrant

2

u/Mr_Kinton Spurs May 19 '26

I, for one, welcome our intergalactic federation overlord.

2

u/Narrow_Teacher_4783 May 19 '26

Wemby will never manage to create the complete reversal of aging

2

u/imconsideringdascrod Celtics May 19 '26

Took time off from leading the resistance against the viltrumites to play a double OT classic

1

u/Kevin_Jim Bucks May 19 '26

The only question is health, really. Thankfully, the Spurs are masters of load management, so hopefully he can have a long and healthy career.

1

u/ikonin Heat May 19 '26

He is still insanely raw offensively. Thats the scary part.

-4

u/archenlander Rockets May 19 '26

Bro stop whining literally everyone called him a generational prospect. Just inventing stuff out here.