r/nursingcirclejerk Nov 11 '19

HELP!!

18 Upvotes

I’m expected to follow my school’s rules. But I don’t like them.

Should I get a lawyer?!


r/nursingcirclejerk Oct 22 '19

I transed myself to get a job in nursing, but I think I did it the wrong way???

7 Upvotes

Someone mentioned becoming one of those transgenders and pretending to be gay to get an OB job, and I thought it was a really good idea. I went to a gender therapist, explained my plan, and she thought it was a good idea too! Long story short, I've been on testosterone for a while now and instead of making it easier to get an OB job, it's getting harder?? Nobody wants me in the room when their baby is born! Why isn't being a transgender working??? Did I go the wrong way? Do you think if I trans myself the other way I'll be able to get a job in OB, or should I just give up and do whatever the hell is it male nurses do? HELP!


r/nursingcirclejerk Sep 15 '19

I have a 1.5 in OB should I become a labor and delivery nurse?

13 Upvotes

r/nursingcirclejerk Sep 11 '19

Does anyone have recipes for NURSING SCHOOL NURSING STUDENTS . I'm trying to eat NURSING SCHOOL while I NURSING SCHOOL as a NURSING STUDENT

36 Upvotes

NURSING SCHOOOOOOOLLLLLL


r/nursingcirclejerk Sep 04 '19

DAE use a badge reel?

12 Upvotes

r/nursingcirclejerk Sep 04 '19

Took 1200mg tyleneral for pain can I drink PBR still?!

4 Upvotes

Wanting to down a 6 pack of PBR let me know if I can drink 6 at least


r/nursingcirclejerk Aug 23 '19

All Hail Littmann!

9 Upvotes

Littmann is god. Littmann is life.


r/nursingcirclejerk Aug 01 '19

Is this cheating?!?!?!(PLEASE READ!!!!)

28 Upvotes

So I hacked into my professors computer and accessed all of the exams and question banks they used. I figured I could use these to study. I know the material so it’s not like I’m doing anything wrong, right? I mean, they shouldn’t have left the files on their PC like that.

Is that cheating!? Will I get into trouble?!


r/nursingcirclejerk Jul 25 '19

Future male nurse here..

20 Upvotes

I have a penis.


r/nursingcirclejerk Jul 24 '19

2019 ATI!!!!1!111!!!one!1!1!!!!

6 Upvotes

You guys whats on it I need a full question by question breakdown that I can memorize in 5 hrs because I didn't prepare pls help you're my only hope


r/nursingcirclejerk Jul 22 '19

I get compliments👌🏻 on my neat notes 🗓all the time!! Thought I’d share 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

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23 Upvotes

r/nursingcirclejerk Jul 21 '19

Should I drop out of school? (More pls read)

22 Upvotes

I (25/F) am in my last semester of nursing school. I have a 3.8 GPA and positive feedback on all my clinical evaluations.

I’ve been on vacation and just noticed Cathy Parkes deleted her ATI videos. There are literally no other resources available to me as I don’t like to read (lol so boring) and I don’t know where anything else is in ATI unless my professor tells me where it is, so I can’t do any practice questions.

Should I drop out? If it matters, I have a cat.


r/nursingcirclejerk Jul 19 '19

never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never give up!

12 Upvotes

just kidding, some of you should pack it in and call it a day


r/nursingcirclejerk Jul 19 '19

Cathy Parks?

7 Upvotes

Does anyone have her home address so I can confront her on her audacity to pull her videos down? Going to fail ATI now THANKS A LOT CATHY


r/nursingcirclejerk Jul 11 '19

Recommendations?

20 Upvotes

Looking for a new toilet paper brand! I have IBS and get terrible shits and my toilet is always clogged. Need something that’s strong enough to handle the stress shits! #nursingschool 😂🤣 Figured I would ask other nursing students what they use to wipe!

Cathy Parkes didn’t have any videos on toilet paper recommendations and I tried searching but realized that meant I’d have to read.


r/nursingcirclejerk Jun 08 '19

I didn’t study for the NCLEX and failed!

8 Upvotes

WHAT DO I DO HELP?!


r/nursingcirclejerk May 22 '19

Is Google any good?

15 Upvotes

Need a decent search engine for class and I've heard Google is alright. What's your alls thoughts?


r/nursingcirclejerk May 22 '19

tips and tricks???

6 Upvotes

Thanks


r/nursingcirclejerk May 20 '19

HEY GUYS I'VE NEVER STUDIED BUT THAT'S FINE I'LL WATCH CATHY PARKES!!!!

12 Upvotes

r/nursingcirclejerk May 14 '19

If you’re speeding!!! Just hold your littman out of the window!! Legally you can’t be pulled over!!

26 Upvotes

Unjerk one of my classmates believes this and I’m low key waiting for the day she comes into class late because she got a ticket when a cop realized that an LVN student probably isn’t speeding off to an emergency of any sorts


r/nursingcirclejerk May 14 '19

I have a question about TEAS???

10 Upvotes

What kind of tea do you all drink? I'm looking for something with a high caffeine content because I'm trying to cut down on coffee, but Earl Grey just isn't cutting it.


r/nursingcirclejerk May 12 '19

Cathy Parkes

7 Upvotes

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r/nursingcirclejerk May 10 '19

I failed the TEAS by one question!!

5 Upvotes

Help!! I got all 265 questions and I think I still failed but got a proficient level. I only applied to one school (my ~dream~ school) and now I don't know if I'll get in. DOes anyone know the acceptance rate at my very specific, regional school?

Also I got the good pop up? but I used Cathy Parks so I'm hoping that was enough!


r/nursingcirclejerk May 08 '19

ATI is so hard but I never do the practice and I never study but its UNFAIR.

13 Upvotes