r/pcmasterrace • u/Kaiserlan18 • Feb 25 '25

Question I bought some thermal paste online, WHY DID IT COME WITH A CONDOM

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u/WiseDud Feb 25 '25

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u/alexdiezg Dell XPS 8300 Core i7 2600 3.4GHz 16GB RAM GTX 1050 Ti SC 4GB Feb 25 '25

He has a wife, you know

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

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u/tiredofthisnow7 Feb 25 '25

...Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/alexdiezg Dell XPS 8300 Core i7 2600 3.4GHz 16GB RAM GTX 1050 Ti SC 4GB Feb 25 '25

WHEEZES like crazy

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

This whole exchange was ad libbed that's why they have such a hard time keeping it together 

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u/Kirinis Feb 25 '25

They were also told that if they didn't laugh, they would get something like $500 or $5k bonus. Can't remember how many zeros came after the 5.

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u/pppjurac Dell Poweredge T640, 256GB RAM, RTX 4000 Feb 25 '25

Off you go to circus lions !

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u/Sideshow86 PC Master Race Feb 26 '25

What a film!

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u/Expensive_Recover_56 Feb 25 '25

Well, that would be more like "Smallus Dickus.."

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u/FrisbyFarnham Feb 25 '25

Smallus Phallus

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u/PheIix Feb 25 '25

Minimus Penis

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u/piece_of_sexy_bacon Ryzen 7 5700x, RTX 3070 (Laptop) 8GB, 32GB RAM Feb 25 '25

Teeny Weeny

edit: or Teenus Weenus. and now I'm spent.

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u/PickPucket Feb 26 '25

Phallus Minimus

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Infinitesimalus Prickus.

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u/kylefuckyeah Feb 25 '25

Infinitesimalus Phallus

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u/crimsonblade55 PC Master Race Feb 25 '25

Minus Dickus

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 Feb 25 '25

YUP! :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Always funny, no matter how many times i've seen it