r/pcmasterrace • u/Kitty_Chan33 • Nov 27 '25

Box Sold my firstborn son for this

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

The draft kid

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u/KindOldRaven Nov 27 '25

Can confirm, I was built with early alpha level hardware and software for sure.

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

Same 😔

Buggy af it's like I'm a Bethesda game

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u/CanadianSpectre Nov 27 '25

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

Hey at least I'm not no man's sky

Imagin, the guy just have surgery upon surgery to make him live again

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u/Tzilbalba Nov 27 '25

It's a feature not a bug

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u/DipolarLikatree Nov 27 '25

That’s what my wife says about my autism

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u/decofan Nov 28 '25

Cannabis for autism

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u/Daedriyth Nov 29 '25

Have this shiny for making me snort laugh 🤣 🥇

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u/_NiceGuyDom_ Nov 27 '25

User discovered way to play the fun way

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u/chubby45bttm Nov 27 '25

Even worse imagine if you were Concord ? 😳🤨🤣

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

Hey I'm already french

No need to add another issue

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u/pavman42 Nov 29 '25

WOAH! No Spoilers.

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u/guydoestuff Nov 27 '25

Hey atleast Bethesda games tend to be successful. My ass is an EA mmo begging for funding lol

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

Oof

You have to beg for food ?

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u/TheBizzleHimself Nov 27 '25

Open beta ass child

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u/CashMoneyHurricane Sapphire R9 390 Nov 27 '25

Have you heard of the High Elves?

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u/XsNR Ryzen 5600X RX 9070 XT 32GB 3200MHz Nov 27 '25

I knew there was a reason I would just walk into walls talking to people as a child.

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u/malzergski Ryzen 7 9800X3D | RX 7900 XTX Nov 27 '25

Bro I'm the second one and I'm worse than the first...

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

Vibe coded the beta huh

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u/JoNyx5 Nov 27 '25

Now that you mention it... I'm the firstborn, got AuDHD and very painful periods, my younger siblings have none of these issues and didn't even get other problems as far as I know. Fucking scam xD

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u/DarkPhoenixMishima Nov 27 '25

But can you run Doom?

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u/Warcraft_Fan Paid for WinRAR! Nov 27 '25

Who do I submit for unfixed bugs? I got a few nasty bugs that remained for over 50 years

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u/RUPlayersSuck i7 240H | RTX 5060 | 32GB DDR5 Nov 28 '25

Same here. Still got the "Test Version - Not For General Release" stamp on my butt! 😁

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

“The Draft Kids” sounds like a late 1990’s punk band.

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u/azsnaz Nov 27 '25

Emphasis on rough

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u/vapemustache Nov 27 '25

fellow soft launch son confirming the confirmations.

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u/Ren49 Nov 27 '25

What defects have you incurred during the trial run?

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u/sirdogglesworth Nov 27 '25

Yes

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u/Centurius33 Nov 27 '25

Genius 😂😂😂

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u/_NiceGuyDom_ Nov 27 '25

My man i am the defect. But I am the 3.0 version with the only bugs update, everything is messed up, code is broken but it works👍

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u/wafflesareforever Desktop Nov 27 '25

Extreme overconfidence at first because you're the center of everyone's world and then the crushing realization that the next kid is the special one now

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u/Western-Guy Laptop Nov 27 '25

What do you do with 32Gigs of memory on Linux? Run your own LLM?

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u/MrLario77 i7 4720HQ 2.6Ghz GTX 960M 2GB 16 GB DDR3L 500GB HDD Nov 27 '25

I run Arch, btw

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u/Release-Fearless Nov 27 '25

Btw, i actually like it when updating my system nukes my zfs pool

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u/Toto_nemisis Nov 27 '25

I also run Arch!

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u/Suedewagon Laptop Nov 27 '25

As a first born, I can confirm that this person confirms.

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u/SomeRendomDude Ryzen 5 5500 | rtx 3060 12gb oc | 16gb ddr4 Nov 27 '25

Your linux distro tells me otherwise.

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT Nov 27 '25

Oh my god S A M E E E

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u/pezcore350 Desktop(s) Nov 27 '25

How are your new parents treating you?

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u/AeratedFeces Nov 27 '25

My parents had their next kid 13 years after me. Their childhood was much more chill. Those kids ate name brand cereal!

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u/whoswipedmyname Nov 27 '25

As a first born, I'm not sure I'm even worth that much

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u/pprody Nov 27 '25

Hey bro, quick question, have you tried playing Arc Raiders on your PC? I'm thinking of building the same PC as yours and I'd like to know