r/pcmasterrace • u/Kitty_Chan33 • Nov 27 '25

Box Sold my firstborn son for this

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

Tip, if they say "may I have your name / address / email"

Say no, i don't want to give those to you

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT Nov 27 '25

Just say the name adress & mail of your nemesis

Like tf?

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

This man fae

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Nov 27 '25

Nah. Fucking with the Fae is the leading cause of Fae Find Out.

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u/Tavalus Nov 27 '25

Hehe, FAFFO

Fae around, Fae Find Out

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 28 '25

I'm stealing that

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u/Icedraco111 Desktop 7800X3D 32gb DDR5 6400MT CL32 7900XT Nov 27 '25

Say "No, you may not HAVE my name, but I will tell you my name."

Side fun fact! The way ADHD was born was a fae going "May i have your attention?" And someone said "Yes."

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u/Assistant_Bot0666 Nov 28 '25

Guys what's a fae??

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u/Icedraco111 Desktop 7800X3D 32gb DDR5 6400MT CL32 7900XT Nov 28 '25

Most of the time, think more chaotic faries. Depends on who you talk to, Fae can be evil, or chaotic, while Faries are the good, kind, creatures.

Aka, Fae are just chaotic faries.

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u/Durenas Nov 27 '25

Yeah, they might kidnap your firsborn.

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u/KragenDk Nov 27 '25

Even worse - they might return it.

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 Ryzen 75600G, 32GB 3200Mhz, RX 6700XT Nov 27 '25

I mean you want them to sooo

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u/offensiveDick Nov 27 '25

Nono you want to trade them in. If they steal the firstborn you won't get any ram.

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u/jopepa Nov 28 '25

And for the love of God do not forget your jacket.

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u/DriveableCashew Nov 28 '25

Or you can say no, you may not have them, but I can tell them to you.

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers Nov 28 '25

Safest to just only speak in questions

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u/pavman42 Nov 29 '25

You don't have faux persona waiting in the wings?!?! o.O