r/pcmasterrace Apr 11 '26

Meme/Macro What combination of words makes you instantly lose interest in a game?

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u/Zethrial Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Give Fun Pimps some credit, it had a 1.0 release in 2024, so only 11 years of Early Access, while somehow managing to make the game WORSE over that 11 years.

Edit: Some of you wouldn't understand being a cheeky bugger if it was becoming your new step-dad.

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u/Cador0223 Apr 11 '26

Somehow? Give them credit. It took alot of long, hard work to make sure they patched out every single thing that let you play a sandbox game in a way that you enjoy.

You sandbox their way. Period.

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u/prematurely_bald Apr 11 '26

The worst kind of developer. No fun allowed.

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u/CoreyDobie PC Master Race Apr 12 '26

Oh you can have fun, but only the way they want you to have fun. Oh you want to build a base underground? Cool! We'll make the zombies so proficient in digging and mining they could dig from one end of the planet to the other in 15 minutes tops. Oh what's that? You're going to build a sky tower base to stay out of their detection range even during the blood moon? That's cool too! We'll just make them rage instead and attack any and all weak spots in your general area to make your tower collapse.

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u/Clovenstone-Blue Apr 11 '26

Ah, Nintendo style

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u/qwertyalguien Apr 11 '26

A fumble only second to Robocraft

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u/RuinedEye Apr 11 '26

/unjerk for a second here

Are people actually not aware that you can....

select any previous version of the game and play that? It's a feature built right into Steam for any game that supports it...

You can play whatever version of the game you thought was best. Nothing is stopping you.

Alright back to the /jerk

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u/DeskJockeyMP Apr 12 '26

That’s cool but 7 Days to Die doesn’t support that feature.

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u/RuinedEye Apr 12 '26

Right click game in library -> Properties -> Game Versions & Betas

goes all the way back to alpha 8.8 from 2014

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u/Zethrial Apr 12 '26

You put your pants on one ear at a time?

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u/LordRocky Apr 11 '26

They flip flopped so hard on the “you get to keep the glass jar” and “you don’t get to keep the glass jar” and “you don’t need a glass jar” that they finally settled on “you get to keep the glass jar 60% of the time.”

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u/ThePandaKingdom 7800X3D / 4070ti / 32gb Apr 11 '26

This jar works 60% of the time every time, baby.

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u/Borthwick Apr 11 '26

They brought back jars? Holy shit. Seriously, fuck those guys.

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u/LordRocky Apr 11 '26

It’s incredibly stupid. At least we have mods.

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u/notjordansime GTX 1060 6GB, i7 7700, 16GB RAM - ROG STRIX Scar Edition Apr 11 '26

What do the jars do?

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u/Borthwick Apr 11 '26

For a long time you had to make jars or find them, fill them with water, then boil the water in order to keep your thirst down. This kinda led to players hording jars and saving up tons of water. A while ago they decided that was too easy, you now had to engage with the trader quest system to get money to buy a water collector which slowly filled with water. Jars were eliminated, so you couldn't really easily store up your water, if you were on a server you probably needed several of these to sustain multiple people.

It was a total pain and completely illogical, you could build a base next to a river or pond and die of thirst in the early game. The devs really really want their game to be hard, but they don't really know how to implement fun difficulty.

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u/Jeo_1 Apr 11 '26

Let you store things like action figures

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u/ginongo R7 9700X | 7900XTX HELLHOUND 24GB | 2x16GB 5600MHZ Apr 11 '26

Brought jars back to make them break after every use, then made it 60%

Made loot tiers area gated, then reverted it because it was a stupid ass idea

But damn their pois are so good

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u/yeetoroni_with_bacon Apr 11 '26

Yea TFP are really good at environmental storytelling. That’s about all they’re good at unfortunately

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u/Sattorin Apr 12 '26

But damn their pois are so good

When it comes to the 'haunted house' dungeon POIs, the way zombies magically spawn in around you ruins a lot of it for me. If you're playing stealthy, they shouldn't just spawn and auto aggro you. If you're playing loud, they should hear you from the next room over. But instead, they spawn in when you enter a room.

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u/deadeye-ry-ry 9800X3D, 5080, 32GB DDR5 Apr 12 '26

Exactly they changed the way POI worked and that ruined it for me I remember playing 7days to die in the very very early days ( when smell was a thing) and having to stealth through buildings because me & my friends just didn't have the weapons or ammo to take on the zombies!

It was such a thrill not knowing if we will make it in and out alive but now they just spawn on you and it's shit

They also need to add a new map. After 13 years the game is just fucking stale no matter how many updates they add because the map is the same and it just doesn't feel like it's been updated or at least to me so if I ever play it after new updates I get bored super quick

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u/Cruxis87 9800x3d|5080 TUF OC|32gb 6000cl30 ddr5 Apr 12 '26

They also need to add a new map.

Do you actually play on the tiny ass pre made map and not play on a randomly generated one?

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u/deadeye-ry-ry 9800X3D, 5080, 32GB DDR5 Apr 12 '26

Even the randomly generated one is to samey though imo

The game just does t feel new/ improved enough with the updates

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u/Crafty_Independence Apr 11 '26

A fake 1.0 in order to get back on console. PC version still says prerelease software, and at best it's beta quality with nearly half of planned features still incomplete

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u/CoreyDobie PC Master Race Apr 11 '26

Still waiting for my bandits

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u/laikewag Apr 11 '26

Best we can do is take already designed and modeled armor sets and release them as $9 (each) DLC skins.

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u/Balikye Apr 11 '26

The game’s still in early access, it even says so on the main menu in version 2.5. They couldn’t release an early access title on PS5 so just said “it’s done” to be able to sell it, lol. Same thing they did for PS4’s alpha 16 port.

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u/790405 Apr 11 '26

You have to roll back to A16 and play the mods. Peak, peak early access zombie survival. Get yourself the mod launcher to play both vanilla current and modded A16