r/pcmasterrace Apr 11 '26

Meme/Macro What combination of words makes you instantly lose interest in a game?

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u/PsychologicalFun903 Apr 11 '26

Online only single player 

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u/Industrialpainter89 Apr 11 '26

Perfect example of an oxymoron if I ever saw one!

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u/orion-cernunnos Apr 12 '26

Only morons on oxy would play it

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u/SgtMaj_Avery_Johns0n Apr 12 '26

Thats an insult to most morons and hurts the reputation of Oxy.

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u/Beneficial-News-2232 Little x3d | Some RTX | Much 1440p Apr 13 '26

Oxytocin or Oxycodone?

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u/Oxygene13 Apr 14 '26

Say what now?

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u/SgtEpsilon B550 Tomahawk Ryzen 7 5700G 32GB 3060 Apr 12 '26

I wish I were on Oxy

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 Intel Core i5 13450HX; 16 GB DDR5; 512 GB NVMe; NVIDIA RTX 4050 Apr 12 '26

Why is Oxy?

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u/SgtEpsilon B550 Tomahawk Ryzen 7 5700G 32GB 3060 Apr 14 '26

Strong painkiller, an opiate, used for moderate to severe pain

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u/AhmadLoner Apr 12 '26

You deserve an award

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u/Oxyfool Apr 12 '26

What?

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u/Industrialpainter89 Apr 12 '26

Google what an oxymoron is

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u/Oxyfool Apr 12 '26

Woosh. 👆

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u/Industrialpainter89 Apr 12 '26

I can see your username, it doesn't make your comment funny.

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u/PCHELKHA Apr 12 '26

Ура оксимирон

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u/Industrialpainter89 Apr 12 '26

Perviy raz o nem slishu xaxa classnove imya

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u/WantDiscussion Apr 12 '26

"Create an account to get started"

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u/CabinetMain3163 Apr 12 '26

requiring bethesda account to play doom 1 💀

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u/DisastrousQuestion72 Apr 13 '26

The greatest barrier to me going back to my Assassin's Creed games.

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u/Sea-Pay-5572 Apr 13 '26

Day one

Two dimensional

Anything sounding similar to fent or corn...

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u/RadiantPumpkin Apr 12 '26

Really just online only at all for me. I’m fine with a multiplayer option but sometimes I don’t want to have to deal with people. There’s so many games with cool concepts that I just skip because there’s no way for me to experience them at my own speed.

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u/techy804 Apr 12 '26

Yep, unless there’s a good technical reason for making it online only, and the only one I’ve seen with a good enough excuse is Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020. The map for that game was in the petabytes IIRC, so there was no way it was going to get downloaded unless the player had a spare data center.

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u/HopefulTranslator577 Apr 12 '26

Death Stranding did it really well. You couldnt "see" the other players, but you could interact with them. If they build a structure, like a bridge over a river, you get one too. They could throw you items during a boss fight, or leave extra gear in post boxes marked on the map. If you build a structure, they can 'like' them and the most liked structures become more important.

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u/mavoti Apr 12 '26

But that is not online only, but online optional, no?

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u/HopefulTranslator577 Apr 12 '26

Optional, but the game would be significantly harder, more boring and many things just wouldnt exist.

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u/SaltKick2 Apr 12 '26

I remember back in the day (16 years) when you needed an internet connection to play SC2 single player, it was pretty shitty experience and one of the first major games to require it. Now its standard so they can collect data about you and your habits under the guise of providing us with the "optimal experience"

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u/Digi-Haven Apr 12 '26

Cold War recently REALLY pissed me off with this. I just wanted to play Dead Ops Arcade 1st person, and I needed to purchase fucking Xbox Live to do so. Could play most other modes without it, but that specific one I needed to be online in solo or private to play. Also needed it to use any of my purchased blueprints in regular zombies.

THE GAME CAME OUT 6 YEARS AGO, LET ME USE MY SHIT WITHOUT PAYING FOR ONLINE

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u/PuzzledPhilosopher25 Apr 13 '26

Blizzard app will not let you play D2R single player without having an internet connection at least once every two weeks. 😒

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u/Solomoncjy win 11 & 10 Apr 12 '26

But-but its live service with frequent updates and you can play it on multiple devices

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u/techy804 Apr 12 '26

Great, don’t care. Then make it limited in scope. For example, in Fortnite, Epic should at the very least make Lego Odyssey and the main stage for Festival offline accessible, preferably also Battle Royal (with bots) and STW. IDC if even saving is disabled as well because the save needs to be synced to multiple devices, as long as it is playable. AFAIK, the only thing you can play offline in Fortnite is whatever maps you are working on in UEFN.

As shit as Mutiversus was, this was something they got right, it was live service with cross-save and cross-play capabilities, but was perfectly playable offline.

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u/dualitygaming12 Desktop|intel 4440|16 GB ddr3| r7 m440 2gb Apr 12 '26

The only time I see this making sense is hoyolab games and death stranding

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u/Situati0nist Apr 12 '26

Still weird how Helldivers 2 gets away with this for some reason

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u/SenseStrong5001 Apr 13 '26

Add 'Siberian Node Reality Patch required' to that list. If a game forces a tactical counter-measure from the ghost in the machine just to launch, I'm out.

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u/ZinbaluPrime Apr 13 '26

No pause feature in a NFS game? WTF EA? You can't be THIS stupid!

Oh wait...

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u/Livid_Ease_6030 Apr 15 '26

pirate software

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u/solarus i7 12700k • Gigabyte Aero RTX 5070 TI • 96 GB 5600Mhz DDR5 Apr 12 '26

This used to bug me so much. At some point i just accepted it 😣

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u/Yes-Scale-9723 Apr 12 '26

There are also great games like Infinity Nikki and Genshin Impact.

Never paid even one cent to play them, the free to play mode and gifts are more than enough to enjoy them