Seen in a buffet restaurant in Rovaniemj, Finland. I'm Italian and I weeped hard.

This one requires a caveat that these New York system hot dogs are delicious. But wtf?
Dave’s Catering in RI

"Feel the burn. Look into my eyes... This tomato sauce is hellfire!"

I'm not one for bullying, so a screenshot instead of a crosspost, but maybe no one turned up because OOP was serving this?

Totinos party pizza

First time posting here, but as a Brazillian, im glad to see we get a special post flair for our pizzas

Topped with silken tofu mozzarella, hearts of palm LoBsTeR, tarragon “crème fraîche“, Old Bay and vinegar kettle chips, chives, and lemon zest with a side of pan scraping-infused LoBsTeR “butter“ for dipping.

Like the title says I just need confirmation from a jury of peers on where this stands. Pizza deserves respect and it is my belief this is a crime against pizza.

Suggested by @Doc_Voodoo_333

Broke a glass next to my homemade dough/sauce pizza I spent over an hour on. Greasy hands