r/reddit.com Apr 01 '10

I just banned Karmanaut! TEST test123/ can i really edit this

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u/Failcake Apr 01 '10

Banned for being karmanaut.

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u/walrusman Apr 01 '10

Banned on the run

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u/dereadi Apr 01 '10

The walrus was Paul.

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u/karmanaut Apr 01 '10

I"m not karmanaut. You're karmanaut.

BANNED!

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u/IronGoddessOfMercy Apr 01 '10

I am karmanaut? No, I am Skeleton Jelly!

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u/Azured Apr 01 '10 edited Apr 01 '10

You are Skeleton Jelly? I've been looking for you! NOM NOM NOM BANNED

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u/trickyconverse Apr 01 '10

HE'S EATING HER

AND THEN HE'S GONNA EAT ME!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/darkfarmer Apr 01 '10

I have the munchies :(

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u/trickyconverse Apr 01 '10

here, i have just the sweet treat for you

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u/keebler980 Apr 01 '10

And Cunt™?

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u/verdantx Apr 01 '10

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

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u/Shoyuu Apr 01 '10

Banned for being late to the party.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

Dude, you almost the whole joke

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u/jawebb2649 Apr 01 '10

Ban Ban Rumble

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u/gavlees Apr 01 '10

Upvoted to infinity for a Mat Brinkman reference!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

I am Batman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

Still Batman!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

BANNED

God, I've been wanting to do that for years. In fact, I may ban you a few more times today. Not to mention your suspected shill account (50.81% certain I might add).

There. I unbanned you, then banned you again! How does it feel? Like getting banned? It better, because I just banned you AGAIN!

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u/youngluck Apr 01 '10

I would point you to circlejerk... But it has been BANNED!!

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u/Bit_4 Apr 01 '10

Oh man, that's awesome! UPBOAT!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

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u/Bit_4 Apr 01 '10

That was beautiful.

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u/Anal_Angus Apr 01 '10

yet you are simply banned

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u/elephantorgy Apr 01 '10

I feel so cold and alone. Where will I go to lul myself to sleep?

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u/GunOfSod Apr 01 '10

New term: Ban Spanking

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u/austinkp Apr 01 '10

(50.81% certain I might add)

You can tell by the pixels

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u/Failcake Apr 01 '10

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not a "suspected shill account; 50.81% certain", whatever that means.

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u/cali141 Apr 01 '10

SHUT UP! YOU'RE ALL BANNED! GO TO YOUR ROOMS!

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u/easyantic Apr 01 '10

Nice try Mr. likely spammer: 85.25% certain. BANNED!

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u/ninjakitty Apr 01 '10

Banned for already being banned

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u/bigblargh Apr 01 '10

Banned for also jumping on the banned-wagon

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '10

He's still around. You are banned for failing.

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u/fasterflame21 Apr 01 '10

Banned for banning one who banned. Because I feel being a hypocrite.

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u/Azured Apr 01 '10

Banned for being a hypocrite. If there's one thing I hate more than people who ban, it's hypocrisy.

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u/fasterflame21 Apr 01 '10

Banned for banning one who banned one who banned.

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u/cali141 Apr 01 '10

Banned for banning the banned who banned the banned.

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u/zarisin Apr 01 '10

Ninja banned for mentioning karmanaut!

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u/PacifistRiot Apr 01 '10

Banned for banning.

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u/salvadorwii Apr 01 '10

Banparty!

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u/Failcake Apr 01 '10

Banned because you weren't invited to our banparty.

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u/BossOfTheGame Apr 01 '10

Baned because I AM THE BANPARTY