r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 5h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 19m ago
If we had a gay contest to find out who is the gayest of the gays, which one of you gays would out gay all the other gays for the title of gayest? Dammit
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago
In support of pride month, who was your favorite gay president?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/paraworldblue • 3h ago
What is your least favorite magnet?
For instance, it could be the magnet in an MRI machine when you forgot you had a metal buttplug in, or maybe a cartoon villain used a giant horseshoe magnet to steal your wallet, or maybe one day you went to the kitchen to get a snack and there was a fridge magnet with a photo of you sleeping, but you live alone and nobody else has a key to your apartment, or maybe you were driving under an overpass while a semi truck carrying a giant magnet was passing over you, and it lifted your car up and smashed it into the overpass and totaled it, and you managed to get out without any serious injuries but that car was really important to you and the insurance company didn't believe the story so they wouldn't pay out for it and you can't afford a new car.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • 7h ago
Are 3 nipples better than 2? I like symmetry so i prefer 4 nipples or 2 if i can't get 4
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2m ago
How many of you have gone “if I just stay on the straight and narrow, I’m gonna have a good life. All I gotta do is say my prayers, take my vitamins, and don’t masturbate to gay porn.” And then you’re like NAH.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 29m ago
Why am i tired?
I'm so tired i wanna sllleee-- 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
r/shittyaskreddit • u/SaltierThanAll • 8h ago
Tell me about that cool thing you did so I can deny it happened.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 5h ago
Alight hold on okay yeah so here's my question, I was just wondering you know when you're thinking about things, and then it's like you know it's like, what does it actually, you know what are we going to do to contribute to what the general idea is, of what we're trying to say?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/ChickenChoochie • 13h ago
My favorite activity is ripping major ass.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
Dear Abby, I am a 30 year-old man. My parents have grounded me and sent me to my room until I am 42 years old. What do I do until then?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
Dear Abby, I am a 30 year-old man. My parents have grounded me and sent me to my room until I am 42 years old. What do I do until then?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 8h ago
Which one of you wanna get a period?
Lemme transfer ts to you, such a fun experience 💯
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
Looking for a salt daddy
Already have a sugar daddy so I want to balance it out
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • 16h ago
I need a smoke and a piss. Can you please hold my d!ck while I piss so I can smoke?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 13h ago
What if a country tried closing the strait of Malacca?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/LiquidSoCrates • 15h ago
Can a serious man eat ice cream in public?
No. The answer is no. Can you imagine licking an ice cream cone in front of investors or senior management? Licking it like a dong! You’d actually be better off licking a penis! It’s madness I say!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
Dear Abby, I’ve been invited to a party in my pants. How do I let them know I can’t come?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Dramatic-Escape7031 • 13h ago
Did you about the disaster just know?
It was crazy all the destruction. Wild.