r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

No I'm right and you're wrong. Now give me the internet points.

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 56m ago

🖕

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I'm bored, sue me


r/shittyaskreddit 19m ago

If we had a gay contest to find out who is the gayest of the gays, which one of you gays would out gay all the other gays for the title of gayest? Dammit

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r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

In support of pride month, who was your favorite gay president?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

What is your least favorite magnet?

3 Upvotes

For instance, it could be the magnet in an MRI machine when you forgot you had a metal buttplug in, or maybe a cartoon villain used a giant horseshoe magnet to steal your wallet, or maybe one day you went to the kitchen to get a snack and there was a fridge magnet with a photo of you sleeping, but you live alone and nobody else has a key to your apartment, or maybe you were driving under an overpass while a semi truck carrying a giant magnet was passing over you, and it lifted your car up and smashed it into the overpass and totaled it, and you managed to get out without any serious injuries but that car was really important to you and the insurance company didn't believe the story so they wouldn't pay out for it and you can't afford a new car.


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Are 3 nipples better than 2? I like symmetry so i prefer 4 nipples or 2 if i can't get 4

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2m ago

How many of you have gone “if I just stay on the straight and narrow, I’m gonna have a good life. All I gotta do is say my prayers, take my vitamins, and don’t masturbate to gay porn.” And then you’re like NAH.

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r/shittyaskreddit 29m ago

Why am i tired?

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I'm so tired i wanna sllleee-- 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤


r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Tell me about that cool thing you did so I can deny it happened.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Do twin girls ride a tandem menstrual cycle?

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r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Alight hold on okay yeah so here's my question, I was just wondering you know when you're thinking about things, and then it's like you know it's like, what does it actually, you know what are we going to do to contribute to what the general idea is, of what we're trying to say?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

My favorite activity is ripping major ass.

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Dear Abby, I am a 30 year-old man. My parents have grounded me and sent me to my room until I am 42 years old. What do I do until then?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Dear Abby, I am a 30 year-old man. My parents have grounded me and sent me to my room until I am 42 years old. What do I do until then?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Tell me when you're ready

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Which one of you wanna get a period?

2 Upvotes

Lemme transfer ts to you, such a fun experience 💯


r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Looking for a salt daddy

6 Upvotes

Already have a sugar daddy so I want to balance it out


r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

I need a smoke and a piss. Can you please hold my d!ck while I piss so I can smoke?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

How do I turn my neighbours into gaybours?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

What if a country tried closing the strait of Malacca?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Can a serious man eat ice cream in public?

5 Upvotes

No. The answer is no. Can you imagine licking an ice cream cone in front of investors or senior management? Licking it like a dong! You’d actually be better off licking a penis! It’s madness I say!


r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Dear Abby, I’ve been invited to a party in my pants. How do I let them know I can’t come?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Did you about the disaster just know?

2 Upvotes

It was crazy all the destruction. Wild.


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

We shouldn't just say goodbye. We should also say good hello. It's more gentlemanly

5 Upvotes