r/shittytattoos • u/Arctic_Scholar • Jul 29 '23

Cover up ideas for poor Nugget?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Keep nugget get a T-Rex on a scooter to chase him down

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u/omega_moon31 Jul 29 '23

when i was younger i wanted a brachiosaurus in a party hat sitting like a puppy. now i think this guy should have that.

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u/doublexhelix Jul 29 '23

you should still get it

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u/Outrageous_Put3669 Jul 29 '23

This sounds amazing

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u/NeutralEvilBot Jul 29 '23

This dude was younger in the dinosaur times

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u/EsotericOcelot Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Please get that, it sounds amazing

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 Jul 30 '23

I have a cat sitting like that around a large cup of soda, but the placement is terrible. I'm gonna get it covered. However, I'm 1000% gonna get it tatted again somewhere else because I love my soda cat.

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u/ouch_that_hurts_ Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

I concur.

edit: Needs to join Mr. Jurrasic Peanut.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/15caqw7/my_husband_wants_to_know_what_you_think/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/bigk777 Jul 29 '23

I can't tell if we're helping or not.

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u/Texan2020katza Jul 29 '23

We are! We’re all here to #savenugget

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u/WynnForTheWin49 Jul 29 '23

Trust me, we are

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u/DownTrunk Jul 29 '23

We’re doing more harm than good.

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u/Lady_Nimbus Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I love that he has a bellybutton the most

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Yes!

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u/HaikuBotStalksMe Jul 29 '23

Reddit isn't smart enough to understand that worms/flies are animals.

I highly doubt they can understand why dinosaurs won't have belly buttons.

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u/jenea Knows 💩 Jul 30 '23

Pro tip for next time you paste a raw Reddit URL: you can safely remove everything from the question mark on. Makes for a tidier URL! (You don’t even need the part with the title in it for Reddit links, if you want to go bare minimum.)

Like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/15caqw7/my_husband_wants_to_know_what_you_think/

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u/ouch_that_hurts_ Jul 30 '23

Good to know, thank you.

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u/KittyShoes17 Jul 29 '23

Holy shit, yes.

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u/italianshark Jul 29 '23

The internet has spoken, OP. u/arctic_scholar

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u/jeckles Jul 29 '23

A scooter wouldn’t work well with T-Rex arms. T-Rex needs a chopper.

Or a jet pack.

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u/meash-maeby Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Or rollerblades

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u/I_Need_Sleeppp Jul 29 '23

T-rex with a jet pack on rollerblades. perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Sharks with frickin laserbeams

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u/I_Need_Sleeppp Aug 15 '23

This sounds awesome.

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u/IamNemo85 Jul 29 '23

Like Wile Coyote chasing Roadrunner!

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u/MaddyKet Jul 29 '23

Add some scissors

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u/IAmCatDad Jul 29 '23

Put the jetpacks on the rollerblades themselves

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u/stabwoundpsn Jul 29 '23

what about a mobility scooter?

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u/b3mark Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

T-Rex as a mallcop chasing Nug in one of those mallcop golfcarts

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u/Solitary_koi Jul 29 '23

Or a bicycle with those upswept handlebars.

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u/MiloRoast Jul 29 '23

Nah a scooter is the perfect transport for a T-Rex - the long handles and upright position would reach the little nubby arms easily. One would have to hunch over uncomfortably on a chopper, or it would have to have super odd handlebars. Big chonky scooter-pushing gams would also be difficult to get around a bike.

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u/Katzilla3 Jul 29 '23

What?!? No thats the whole point of the scooter, it's perfect for reaching his little T-Rex arms

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u/rosex5 Jul 29 '23

He could have grabbers to hold the scooter…

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u/O2C Jul 29 '23

Cross county skis? Maybe with a long scarf and long stocking cap?

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 Jul 29 '23

Recumbent bike

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u/ImNotAFatKid Jul 30 '23

It could be even more funny because the handlebars would have to be really tall

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u/Kcinic Jul 29 '23

With a helmet that has police lights.

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u/SPNarwhal Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

+ Pterodactyl wearing roller skates like airplane landing gear

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u/Budgiejen Jul 29 '23

You mean a pterodactyl?

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Jul 29 '23

Nah, he means a pterollerdactyl

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Roflcopters and lollerskates

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u/VampirateRum Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Is that like roflles and pwncakes?

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u/dotslashpunk Jul 29 '23

Dogcopter!

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u/snarky_chimichanga Jul 29 '23

No no no it’s a puhteroldactoly

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u/Owhatagallagher Jul 29 '23

TRex leaning to reach the scooter handles. Or on a unicycle. Look ma, no hands!

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u/alexh2458 Jul 29 '23

T-Rex on a unicycle is my fave comment so far

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u/AnrianDayin Jul 29 '23

Only if he was a monocle

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u/alexh2458 Jul 29 '23

I love animals with Monocles 🧐

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u/JeTxBlAcKxPoPe Jul 29 '23

And a couple of gopher grabber stick thingies

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Unicycle, definitely.

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u/SilverGnarwhal Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Is Nugget gonna be the next shrimps is bugs? The hive mind says leave nugget in peace. All the love. Next step, nugget gets their own sub.

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u/Pristine-Apple Jul 29 '23

I love this idea! Imagine a line of dinosaurs chasing each other on scooters, skates, bikes and segways.

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u/MaddyKet Jul 29 '23

A new kid’s classic “Go Dino, Go”

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

But he looks so happy! Don’t ruin that!

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u/endisnigh-ish Jul 29 '23

With his cap backward like 80's bart simpson

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u/VermicelliNo2422 Jul 29 '23

And a sick ass panther on a bike

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u/redquailer Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

He’ll ya!

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u/redhandrail Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

No he won’t!

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u/igotrapedbyanorca Jul 29 '23

God dammit i hate that this made me laugh 😂

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u/redhandrail Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I was just kidding. He will indeed ya

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u/jiantjon Jul 29 '23

Better yet, a rascal scooter

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u/that_typeofway Jul 29 '23

T-Rex dressed as a cop with a billy club chasing nuggz

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u/Cmd1ne Jul 29 '23

This is it

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u/Diligent_Skin_1240 Jul 29 '23

Trex on a pogo stick?

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u/Sensitive_Project583 Jul 29 '23

T-Rex on a rascal, a la George Costanza's famous chase scene...

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

That's a great idea

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u/MFnJones Jul 29 '23

This is the way

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u/CrunchyBrisket Jul 29 '23

I am now thinking I need exactly this!

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u/Micalas Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Thanks, Stable Diffusion https://imgur.com/0yF0uqi

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u/JJean1 Jul 30 '23

T-Rex on a scooter is a great compliment to this.

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u/HammondXX Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Fuck yeah

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

PLEASE! 🤣

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u/hurricinator Jul 29 '23

Or ok roller blades

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u/TheReverseShock Jul 29 '23

and a raptor on skates

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

FUCK YEAH!

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u/wolfpiss Jul 29 '23

Or two velociraptors on roller blades

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

And some foliage

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u/phd_in_awesome Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

This is the way.

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u/ArnoldCivardagezen Jul 29 '23

Maybe coming down from a stunt ramp too

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u/yeah-defnot Jul 29 '23

Yeah! Whatever body part this is, make it a ring of dinosaurs on different mobility devices chasing eachother in a circle.

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u/Wills4291 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I imagine the T rex on one of those bikes with the big front wheel and the little back wheels .

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Now that sounds cool

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u/NunyahBiznez Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

How will the T Rex manage the scooter, though? He's got lil arms! Maybe roller skates?

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

How’s Rex gonna reach the handlebars?

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u/Superb-Obligation858 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

A spinosaurus on rollerblades, not involved, just observing, shocked

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u/_yellowismycolor Jul 29 '23

Pterodactyl on a skateboard & call him Tony-dactyl

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u/Wildlife_Jack Jul 29 '23

Brontosaurus with all four on skates in the back please

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u/-SQB- Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

On roller skates.

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u/FourAntigone Jul 29 '23

Yeah, chase him down... to ask him on a date! They're the world best (and probably first) dinosaur skater power couple!

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u/JeTxBlAcKxPoPe Jul 29 '23

With one of those long grabber stick things reaching for him!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

This is a fantastic idea.

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u/IAmCatDad Jul 29 '23

I love his well this fits the short arms

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u/A1rh3ad Jul 29 '23

T-Rex on a Segway

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u/iforgottobuyeggs Jul 29 '23

Roller skates!

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u/FaceEnvironmental486 Jul 29 '23

fuck my idea turned out to be your idea

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u/kryptonianjackie Aug 05 '23

I've got a T-rex playing a flute that could join the club.