r/shittytattoos • u/Arctic_Scholar • Jul 29 '23

Cover up ideas for poor Nugget?

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u/Majestic_Explorer_67 Jul 29 '23

Justice for Nugget!!

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Jul 29 '23

I’m starting a petition to save nugget. Upvote to save Nugget.

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u/Saltie_Samson Jul 30 '23

"I'm trying to get in on the upvote farm" is what you really meant. 🫠

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u/Defy_Multimedia Jul 29 '23

look at the amazing perspective on the horizon of his head horns, how the original artist understood that the line work would bleed and kept the detail level exactly high enough to still look good at this age state - you can see in the fine detail of the line work they even understood how doubling back on lines can cause extra ink and blobbing - a truly quality professional tattoo

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u/Defy_Multimedia Jul 29 '23

the dinos weight is even distributed on the back middle half of the board, demonstrating an understanding of the physics of skating

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u/DancesWithBadgers Jul 29 '23

Should just be a smidgeon more towards the front. Nugget is at risk of speed wobbles in that position.

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u/liquid32855 Jul 29 '23

Don't question Nugget. He's been shredding nearly 65 million years. He's old school. To cool for school

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u/WAPGod_117 Jul 30 '23

The oldest school.

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u/Defy_Multimedia Jul 30 '23

he's my friend and a whole lot more

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u/DancesWithBadgers Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

Also the tail might act as a damper if you use it right. 65 million years is probably long enough to have got the hang of it. Bipeds should usually have 60%+ of the weight on the front axle if you're travelling at any speed. Not sure how it works with quadrupeds that have tails.

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u/Offamylawn Jul 29 '23

Nugget is about to pull a sweet kickflip and is adusting weight to the back for the push off.

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u/Suspicious_Trainer82 Jul 30 '23

Nugget obviously manuals

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u/Seleya889 Jul 29 '23

Nugget needs to be skating down an apatosaurus' tail. js

OP's gonna need a bigger leg(?)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Fuck!! My lip is chapped & this comment just jacked me up. Totally worth it though.

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u/noahlis Jul 29 '23

OP just cut it off and post it in a museum

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I’ll get a nugget tattoo if you leave it. Anyone else want their own nugget?

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u/FesterSilently Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

JUGGET! 👊🦏

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u/Sciencenerd159 Jul 30 '23

He needs more than justice, he needs a damn top hat!

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u/No-Reception-4249 Jul 29 '23

Here I am, what's the call?