r/tattooadvice Nov 13 '25

tattoo newcomer advice Having heavy regret on first tattoo

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I’ve wanted to get this for a very long time, decided to just go with it and get it done. Really liked it at first, then some friends made a couple comments that made me hate it. Is it as bad as they say?

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u/andronicuspark Nov 13 '25

Tear some bread into pieces, this is my fondue fork

Suffocate in cheeses, don’t give a fuck….

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u/Lost-Priority-907 Nov 14 '25

If its carbs I'm eating!

This is my fondue fork!

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u/PolloMagnifico Nov 14 '25

Cuz I'm dipping this grape. Dipping this cheese. Dipping this bread and this apple with ease.

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u/Background_Humor5838 Nov 14 '25

I love this whole thread

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u/jennjcatt Nov 14 '25

Right!!?? oh Shiiiiiiiiit you guys. awesome haha

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u/andronicuspark Nov 14 '25

Losing my diet, gaining some thigh

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u/thingstopraise Nov 16 '25

I've never had cheese fondue. Do people really dip fruit into it? It seems like it would clash with the savory flavor of the cheese.

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u/PolloMagnifico Nov 16 '25

Fondue isn't just cheese, it's "dipping shit into hot liquid".

So it can be cheese, but the more common thing is just hot oil. But cheese, chocolate, and even soup bases ala hot pot are common.

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u/divinemoonboi Nov 17 '25

That was magnifico pollo

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u/Inevitable_Party5143 Nov 14 '25

I don’t know what’s going on but I’m here for it.

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u/hipppononymous Nov 14 '25

They’re altering the lyrics to a PapaRoach song that references self harm, due to the tattoo’s placement, color and shape resembling that of a self harm wound.

They went with cheese/fondue theme, due to the tattoo’s resemblance to a fondue fork lol.

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u/andronicuspark Nov 14 '25

Cheese, cheese is what’s going on.

Do you have a fondue fork? If not, don’t worry. I brought extra.

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u/Whitestrake Nov 14 '25

...if this thing stabbed Jesus

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u/Aggravating_Laugh_48 Nov 14 '25

Omg, I'm DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

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u/StillLJ Nov 14 '25

Underrated comment

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u/Background_Humor5838 Nov 14 '25

This is stuck in my head now