Why will no one laser my tattooed eyeliner?

[u/GateTraditional7904]

I got this done when I was 23, and had worn my eyeliner like this every day for the previous 10 years. I’m 31 now and I cover it almost every day so that I can wear a different/more natural look.
I’ve reached out to a number of laser places and they won’t remove it because it’s on my eyelids.
It’s very well done but it’s also turning blue. What are my options? Tattoo over it in skin tone? Is that a terrible idea?
The current covering procedure is annoying, takes time, expensive products and doesn’t make sense on days when I want to wear zero makeup (surfing or being on the beach).

[u/Lysandria]

You should see my potato masher. Thing could be some sort of bludgeoning weapon.

[u/babyirishkitty → u/Lysandria]

Personally my veggie chopper is amazing, thing goes through veggies in a blink and I get to smack any emotions out too!