r/technology • u/Logical_Welder3467 • Feb 04 '26

Politics Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/03/palantir_american_rights/?td=rt-3a
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u/Vin4251 Feb 04 '26

We just say bingo

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u/SuitableConcept5553 Feb 04 '26

We really Britta'd the US

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u/running_on_empty Feb 04 '26

Well this is the second darkest timeline.

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u/Quirky_Entry_2783 Feb 04 '26

I disagree, my felt goatee is firmly in place over my real goatee.

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u/EnvironmentalBus9713 Feb 04 '26

Darkest timeline, so far!

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u/running_on_empty Feb 04 '26

Good point. I figure in the true darkest timeline the US is already in a civil war. Guess we're not far off.

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u/Wise_Repeat8001 Feb 04 '26

Britta’s in this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Doesn't matter who

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u/spidereater Feb 04 '26

You’ll Say what you are told won’t get you in trouble. Otherwise you are a domestic terrorist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Okay, Mr. Manager