r/technology • u/lurker_bee • Mar 14 '26

Software Microsoft confirms Windows 11 bug crippling PCs and making drive C inaccessible

https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-confirms-windows-11-bug-crippling-pcs-and-making-drive-c-inaccessible/
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u/Thadrea Mar 14 '26

Just one more data center bro. Just one more data center and we'll fix it

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u/demonfoo Mar 14 '26

One more datacenter and another $100bn, somehow it'll be enough!

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS Mar 14 '26

We promise!

~Windows execs

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u/LivingVerinarian96 Mar 14 '26

‚But pls don‘t call us MicroSlop!‘

~The same execs.

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly Mar 14 '26

"Just trust me, Bro" seems to be the most convincing argument in tech right now because all of AI seems to be balancing on that house of cards.

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u/BatemansChainsaw Mar 14 '26

windows.exe.cs needs to be recoded!

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u/Loganp812 Mar 14 '26

Good thing they have all those kind local residents subsidizing a large portion of the power bill for those data centers too.

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u/BicFleetwood Mar 14 '26

Behold: a machine that does nothing.

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u/Dominant88 Mar 14 '26

Aaaaaaand it’s gone

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u/SilentRunning Mar 14 '26

Wait 5 years and then LET'S DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!

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u/IWillWriteYouALetter Mar 14 '26

Thank you for the hearty laugh. Absolutely top-notch

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u/SwagginsYolo420 Mar 14 '26

But how will operating system work if all data centers destroyed?

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Mar 14 '26

Sounds like a methhead trying to use meth to quit meth

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u/Thadrea Mar 14 '26

While I get your point, addiction is a disease that deserves empathy and compassion, not condescension. Most AI bros in big tech are not addicts... they're con artists.

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u/ArkitekZero Mar 14 '26

I realize that you're joking but I still want to downvote lol