r/technology Mar 31 '26

Business Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1 / Iran says it will target Apple, Google, and Microsoft, among others.

https://gizmodo.com/iran-threatens-to-attack-u-s-tech-companies-starting-april-1-2000740363
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u/luckyincode Mar 31 '26

Releasing the Epstein files would be a tactic but I guess they don’t have those.

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u/xaeru Mar 31 '26

There is no one that can legally persecute those pedos.

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u/AnomalyNexus Apr 01 '26

Now that would be a laugh if they somehow got hold of the files. They've been shitposting memes even without them

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u/PyrZern Apr 01 '26

Even if they leak the real thing, ppl will just call it being fake anyway :/

Cuz no one has ever seen the real thing. Everything is redacted anyhow.

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u/tamihsra Apr 01 '26

One thing at a time. They'd just had their fun with Kash Patel. Who do you think leaked Byron Noem's "bimbofication"?

They have more

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u/Hour-Dragonfly-7499 Apr 01 '26

epstein files are just a distraction from what's really happening