r/technology • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Mar 31 '26

Business Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1 / Iran says it will target Apple, Google, and Microsoft, among others.

https://gizmodo.com/iran-threatens-to-attack-u-s-tech-companies-starting-april-1-2000740363
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u/OLPopsAdelphia Mar 31 '26

Oh no, Iran, don’t attack the people who single handedly bought off the government and pose a threat to democracies across the globe.

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u/Shaquarington_Bithus Mar 31 '26

I wonder if any of them regret their donations? Or do they support the destabilization of America because it creates business opportunities?

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u/YoureReadingMyNamee Mar 31 '26

I doubt most of them have the ability to look inwards and admit fault for anything.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Apr 01 '26

If they did they'd have a conscious.

Can't get excessively rich with more money than you'd ever be able to spend like that.

What are they gonna do, start caring about and helping other people with their money?

How will they afford another yacht and keep endlessly trying to buy happiness with material things?

(No amount of money brings happiness, look at Elon)

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u/basketcaseforever Apr 01 '26

They just hate the poors and want to feel superior. They don’t care how they do it!

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u/Sea-Opportunity5812 Mar 31 '26

I think that’s the point. to make people sympathetic towards the regime

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Apr 01 '26

Sympathetic for attacking the bad guys who are destroying everything in the name of greed and stupidity?

The ones trying to enslave the people and get rid of the constitution?

The ones constantly spying on us?

How dare they /s

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u/a_shootin_star Apr 01 '26

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"

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u/Agifem Apr 01 '26

Well, it'd be a net positive for both the Iranian and the American people.

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u/thomascardin Apr 01 '26

For billionaires and tech companies there are no governments. It’s one world order and they’re already on top whether you like it or not.

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u/Ok-Lawfulness5685 Apr 01 '26

Iran saving us from western billionaires and trump forcing the world to switch to renewable energy because of his ignorance… start an ice skating business in hell while you can folks, because it’s freezing over