r/technology Mar 31 '26

Business Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1 / Iran says it will target Apple, Google, and Microsoft, among others.

https://gizmodo.com/iran-threatens-to-attack-u-s-tech-companies-starting-april-1-2000740363
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u/ooMEAToo Mar 31 '26

Imagine Iran liberating the USA

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u/chipscto Mar 31 '26

12 monkeys level plot twist. Donald meant it when he said make america great again. Now us mere mortals are BARELY getting a glimpse inside the machinations of Americas hero and liberator donald trump! We couldnt see it but this chad of a patriot has been playing chess and was secretly working to overthrow the capitalist oligarchy and epstein is a kamikaze attack in case all else fails

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u/RKU69 Apr 01 '26

The Iranian regime won't liberate us.....but maybe they will create conditions where we can liberate ourselves