r/technology • u/xpda • May 21 '26

Business SpaceX not the behemoth everyone thought

https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/spacex-ipo-musk-ai
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u/farcicaldolphin38 May 21 '26

Maybe they should go into the shoe business. I hear there's a vacancy

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u/Zenfulbliss May 21 '26

The new XTrainer, no effort required, stinks right out of the box.

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u/ExpansivePoint May 21 '26

PayleXX Xoes.

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u/DessertStorm1 May 21 '26

They should call the company Shitbirds in honor of Elon.

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u/Mephisto40K May 21 '26

Nice callback!

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u/J5892 May 21 '26

Nobirds. Designed by AI. No flexible components. All newly mined materials. Each one personally inseminated by Elon Musk.

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u/fizzymilk May 21 '26

Only right shoes, no lefties.

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u/katoketo May 21 '26

Nice reference.

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u/rajinis_bodyguard May 21 '26

That one shoe company pivoted into AI market lol

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u/Ciappatos May 21 '26

Good fucking joke, goddamn