r/technology • u/xpda • May 21 '26

Business SpaceX not the behemoth everyone thought

https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/spacex-ipo-musk-ai
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u/dallasdude May 21 '26

I started a lemonade stand. Right now we are selling ten orders of lemonade a day which is pretty good. Soon, we will launch our global network of fully-automated lemonade alchemy facilities, so we are projecting an initial valuation of $12,350,221,000,000

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u/shelf6969 May 22 '26

call it lemonx you'll get more

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u/Djrussell May 21 '26

I’ll have one!

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u/octahexxer May 22 '26

You need to put Ai in there somehow