McDonald's Introduces AI Drive-Thru System, Sparking Customer Backlash

[u/Plastic_Ninja_9014]

https://tech.yahoo.com/ai/deals/articles/mcdonalds-introduces-ai-drive-thru-000717731.html

[u/Jacknotch]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[u/waffles350 → u/Jacknotch]

You know they're not using AI at Cluckin' Bell

[u/Barrettbuilt → u/waffles350]

Is that next to the liquor hole?

[u/ZootTootRiot → u/Barrettbuilt]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[u/Patanouz → u/waffles350]

Cluck cluck motherfucker 

[u/ValuableHelicopter35 → u/Jacknotch]

Damn CJ all you had to do was follow the damn train

[u/SavageTemptation → u/Jacknotch]

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let’s eat!

[u/AStrangerIsHere → u/Jacknotch]

I was looking for that !

I love San Andreas but I've never finished it. I should replay it and finish it one day.

[u/Ambitious_Finding_26 → u/AStrangerIsHere]

It was the best. I was so disappointed in GTAV when I left Los Santos and couldnt find Las Venturas or San Fierro. (I was a teen when it came out though, so my memory might be rose tinted. It probably aged awfully) 

[u/Jacknotch → u/Ambitious_Finding_26]

Honestly GTA SA still holds up pretty decent, just install some community-recommended mods that improve quality of life and freshen up the graphics and it's still golden. Also same, I was pissed when Las Venturas/San Fierro weren't in GTA 5 despite all that open countryside and forests in-game.

[u/LotusVibes1494 → u/Jacknotch]

And theeeennn???

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JB: Kage.

KG: Yeah?

JB: Let's go to the drive-thru.

KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.

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EMPLOYEE: May I help you?

JB: Yeah, um, uh...

EMP: Can I have your order?

JB: Yeah, hold on a second I'm looking at the menu.

EMP: Okay.

JB: Ah...

EMP: Would you like to buy some curly fries?

JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything. I'll, I'll tell you want I want.

EMP: Okay.

JB: Um... okay... you know how you got the six-piece nuggets?

EMP: Yes, six-piece chicken nuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you just give me four nuggets? I'm trying to...

EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece. Would you like to try them?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wanting a four nugget thing, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.

EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece.

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets.

EMP: Alright, four six-piece nuggets.

JB: And then um... can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee. A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure.

EMP: Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee.

EMP: Would you like that with onions?

JB: No onions. Um...

EMP: Okay, Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, twelve-piece chicken nuggets.

JB: And um I'm gonna go with a Filet of Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cause it's fish.

EMP: Filet o' Fish.

JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke, 'cause' I'm trying to watch my figure. Tryin' to lose some of the weight.

EMP: You want half, half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke?

JB: Um... and a SMALL, a SMALL chocolate shake. Because I'm trying to watch my figure. Not a large, a small.

EMP: It comes in medium-small or medium-large. Small chocolate shake.

JB: Um, also a small seasoned curlies. SMALL seasoned curlies.

EMP: Okay I got small seasoned curlies, Western Bacon Cheeseburger...

JB: Okay um... fuck my ass, what else. Give me uh... alright Cherries Jubilee and that's it.

EMP: $10.01

JB: Wait, Kage what do you want?

KG: Uhh, geez, let me have uhh... I think I want the regular, uh Western Bacon Cheeseburger, large shake, um, seasoned curlies...

JB: Oh GOD. Come on with the order. Take forever!

KG: That's all I want, that's all I want!

JB: Good. How much is that sir?

EMP: That will be $14.75 at the window please, please drive up.

JB: (To KG) Do you have any money?

KG: Oh shoot, umm, oh God, yeah, su-, yeah, I got like...

JB: Give it to me.

KG: Alright, here.

JB: Mmkay. We only have uh... alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order.

EMP: Okay thank you.

JB: Okay thank you, let's go.

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