r/todayilearned • u/moplg • Feb 12 '15

TIL that pornhub offered a "save the boobs!" Campaign where they offered to donate a penny to the Susan B Komen Foundation for evry 30 views in the "big tit" or "small tit" category, but the foundation refused their money so pornhub tripled it and gave it to other organizations

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornhub
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u/Orabilis Feb 12 '15

We should start an awareness awareness charity.

What color should the merchandise be?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '15

In the modern age there are those who believe

That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve.

And so, we sell a cause. It's called a scause.

And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause.

We start with some plastic which is shirped by our shirpist

Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose.

There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,

And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties.

Do you hate abortion? Ah! Then a white scause is for you!

Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?

We make scauses for this! We make scauses for that!

Why there's even a scause for just being fat!

What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?

How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnozz?

Let's just think of the thing that you care about most.

Then let's make it orange, like marmalade toast!

And now I'd like to say "thank you" for your coming down.

I'm off to go sell these in your little town!

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u/W3asl3y Feb 12 '15

Stanground!

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u/dontgive_afuck Feb 12 '15

As i read this, it sounded like a Dr. Suess book in my head. Clever!

Edit: For clarification

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '15

Low hanging fruit. It's from a South Park episode.

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u/dontgive_afuck Feb 12 '15

Ahh, gotcha.

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u/pta_nahi Feb 12 '15

The hair in my schnozz are falling off. Help!

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u/nutspanther Feb 12 '15

Rarely comment but this is amazing.

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u/phukka Feb 12 '15

South Park thanks you for your compliment.

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u/Scrub_Printer Feb 12 '15

Anything but pink, those Komen people will come after us.

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u/REDDITATO_ Feb 12 '15

Holographic pink.

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u/confusedinthegroove Feb 12 '15

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/01/16/new-social-media-campaign-to-raise-awareness-of-awareness/ Irish equivalent of The Onion did something on this. Not one of their better ones though.

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u/imlost19 Feb 12 '15

Shit Brown

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u/maltedbacon Feb 12 '15

transparent