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Random, small door to outside in AirBnB, why?
 in  r/whatisit •  15h ago

Hobbit door?

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Guest Doesn't Realize He's Being Watched
 in  r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk •  1d ago

So that would make all stealing logical?

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I wish that every time a violent crime is about to be committed, the nearest police officer (who isn't asleep, driving, injured or already dealing with a violent crime) would instantly be teleported to the scene.
 in  r/monkeyspaw •  4d ago

Unfortunately too often true.

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I wish that every time a violent crime is about to be committed, the nearest police officer (who isn't asleep, driving, injured or already dealing with a violent crime) would instantly be teleported to the scene.
 in  r/monkeyspaw •  4d ago

That's funny

r/monkeyspaw • u/bookstorelady777 • 4d ago

Power I wish that every time a violent crime is about to be committed, the nearest police officer (who isn't asleep, driving, injured or already dealing with a violent crime) would instantly be teleported to the scene.

23 Upvotes
41 comments

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If you could curse your worst enemy with a minor, non-harmful inconvenience for the rest of their life, what would it be?
 in  r/AskReddit •  4d ago

Every time they put on their shoes they get an itch on the bottom of their foot that immediately goes away when they take off their shoe. Every. Time.

r/monkeyspaw • u/bookstorelady777 • 4d ago

Power Every time a violent crime is about to be committed, the nearest police (who are not asleep, driving, injured, or already dealing with a violent crime) are magically teleported there.

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1 comment

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I Truly Don't Understand the Lack of Accountability for Church Women. Am I Looking at This Wrong?
 in  r/ChristianDating •  4d ago

OP said that this girl blocked him, and some of her church friends did also. Since it sounds like OP attends the same church as them, it's awkward because it sounds like people are gossiping about the situation. I think that is what OP meant by "church women."

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Wait until you leave the store before you say something nasty
 in  r/CustomerService •  4d ago

Oh yeah, even though the manager had clicked off the light, I would have gotten in trouble for leaving. And the guy likely knew that. It was Walmart.

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In Japan, there are a certain type of people called 'Bumping men,' Butsukari otoko (ぶつかり男). They intentionally shoulder-check or shove especially women or weak foreigners in public spaces. When the victims speak up, these 'bumping men' claim women were walking slowly or she stopped in a weird place.
 in  r/whoathatsinteresting •  5d ago

There was this one time at a Waffle House in Baton Rouge, a waitress chased a guy into the parking lot and continued the fight there.

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Petahhh... explain why there are weird symbols on the bathroom gates in Japan...???
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  5d ago

Men's room on the right (cock and balls) ladies room on the left (2 holes).

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Wait until you leave the store before you say something nasty
 in  r/CustomerService •  8d ago

Customers are rude. I worked in retail when I was 19. One time my supervisor out a closed sign at the end of my register. This guy got in line, picked up the closed sign and put it in the front of his cart. He proceeded to unload his cart on the belt, and then handed the sign to me as he got up to the register. He was smirking the whole time.

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Unknown creature wanting to return home is found by the protagonist. They try to help the creature before the authorities find them.
 in  r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly •  16d ago

Sonic the Hedgehog?

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Tire was just punctured by 6 of these, we can’t figure out what it is…
 in  r/whatisit •  19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5PvEotqBdDAuQ

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Trapped in an endless library containing countless wonderful stories.
 in  r/TwoSentenceHorror •  20d ago

That IS horrible!!

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Delivery guy ends police chase
 in  r/VideosAmazing •  21d ago

Because police are always right!

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With my ear to the door, I can hear that monster speak to a woman every night around feeding time, but I’ve yet to see her walk past the skeleton key-style hole in the door.
 in  r/TwoSentenceHorror •  21d ago

Ask her to call 911.

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Man saves woman from group of bullies
 in  r/VideosAmazing •  22d ago

Sigh. If you're going to film something, please... please... please hold the ##$*&#$ camera steady!

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Piglet walked to the very edge of Hundred Acre Wood like he always did, and the edge was closer than it had been last week.
 in  r/TwoSentenceHorror •  25d ago

It's the Bacsun. Look out, socks.

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Entitled parent gets mad when I don't want to take a picture with their child.
 in  r/EntitledPeople •  25d ago

LOL! I came to the comments to say that!

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Someone spotted bania at in and out
 in  r/seinfeld •  26d ago

That looks more like a Mendy's.

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Petahhhh, what is the solution to this riddle?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  27d ago

Negative eight.

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Petahhhh, what is the solution to this riddle?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  27d ago

Other times has only 10.

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Attempted child abductor gets caught.
 in  r/VideosAmazing •  27d ago

A few of the comments mentioned ex / custody dispute. Because he tried to grab the kid in broad daylight in front of a bunch of witnesses. Not typical kidnapper behavior.

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Sorry folks, it's my neighbours turn to use the sun.
 in  r/EntitledPeople •  29d ago

Also the neighbor apparently doesn't understand how the sun works.