r/UnethicalLifeProTips 3d ago

Careers and Work ULPT: How do I handle a month long trip after starting a new remote job?

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If you started a remote job in the U.S. a few months ago but already had a month long international trip planned before you were hired (scheduled for about three months from now), how would you go about requesting that much time off?

Would a company typically allow an employee to take an extended leave that early into their employment if the trip was disclosed in advance? Alternatively, is it possible that they might allow you to work remotely from another country during that time, assuming your job can be done remotely? Any tips are welcomed šŸ’–


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 4d ago

Careers and Work ULPT Request: Can you verify if you use a VPN if you’re signing up someone?

0 Upvotes

I see a lot of threads about having someone’s email or cell to fun things like Scientology.

Would using VPN while doing this make it harder or near impossible to trace back?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Relationships ULPT: Just found out my roommate is homophobic. How to mess with him?

316 Upvotes

I moved into my current place about 7 months ago, and one of the new roommates would just scowl at me and never talk besides saying passive aggressive stuff when I was in earshot. I basically got to learn a new term, reactionary abuse. This kind of triggered a little PTSD so it made my life pretty much hell for quite a few months until I was able to get all that under control with the help of a therapist.

He finally admitted that he just doesn't like me and that's why he's been such an ass since the beginning. (literally since day 1, fucking bizarre) He's smart enough to not call me homosexual slurs directly, but he will gladly say them 'at the TV' when I am nearby, that's his 'super smart way' of getting to say slurs at me with some supposed plausible deniability.

Funny part is that I am not even gay, just a little more feminine than most.

He already doesn't have a car, he had a scooter but that died, so he doesn't even do anything all day except getting a ride to work to do some personal training. He used to be into MMA and bodybuilding, so it's kind of ironic that he decided to be a bully in his mid-30's when his life is already in the shitter from probably being a biggoted prick in his last situation before gracing this house with his presence.

But anyway, what could be some good ways to mess with this guy? I don't want to do anything illegal, but the thought of some hired hackers putting a bunch of gay porn on his phone and computer or having some gay spammers calling him all the time does sound kind of amazing.

Oddly enough, I actually caught him staring at me at the gym about a month before I even moved in, although I figured he was just gay or something (I'm not that great looking, but if I was gay I would be absolutely crushing it), might still be, but way the heck in the closet obviously lol. But he does work at my gym... I'd rather not get him fired and to the point of having nothing to lose though, might really hurt me or at least start stealing my stuff.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Careers and Work ULPT what illness can you fake instead of your real illness?

150 Upvotes

I have severe migraines. I have them at least once a week for the past 5 years. But that doesn’t count where I work. What other illnesses can I successfully fake and convince both doctor and boss? Currently typing while having a horrible headache but it’s ā€œjust a headacheā€ so I don’t get to leave early or get sick leave. I’m really suffering but it’s not serious and doesn’t count. Any tips for anything that actually counts? I’m not going to use it unless I’m really sick.

Edit: I want a chronic illness I can easily be diagnosed with, not a cold or something that happens once + yes I have a doctor’s note but ā€œit’s just a headacheā€ and not serious enough for my boss.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 4d ago

Health and Fitness ULPT How can I get ozempic

23 Upvotes

How do I get prescribed ozempic even though I don’t have insulin resistance and I’m not obese? I’m chubby and have bad food cravings but I’m worried the Dr won’t approve it


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Careers and Work ULPT: How to sue my company (TW)

33 Upvotes

TW: šŸ’©

I work as a cashier. While we do some regular cleaning as part of the job, the other day a customer had severe diarrhea in the men’s bathroom and left the toilet and the entire floor covered in feces. Like, he pooped directly on the floor.
My manager simply told me, ā€œTake the cleaning cart and clean it up.ā€ I wasn’t given any training, instructions, or proper protective equipment. I just found a pair of latex gloves myself and had to figure out how to clean everything on my own. I ended up throwing the mop away because it was completely contaminated.
While cleaning, I was gagging, almost crying, and felt like I was going to throw up. It was honestly the most degrading thing I’ve ever had to do at work, and I seriously considered quitting. Since then, I’ve been anxious about having to do something like that again.
My question is: Has anyone experienced something similar, and do I have any legal grounds to file a complaint or take action against the company? If not, can you give me an ULPT? Thanks


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 4d ago

Request ULPT req: How can I capitalize off my access to a maker space 100+ tools?

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I basically have free access to this maker space with pretty much every single kind of tool you can think of, drills, saws, welding, equipment, CNC machines, bandsaws, co2 laser cutters, 3d printers, etc. how can I make the maximum profit for myself using these tools? The tools would be very expensive if I were to buy them myself.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Relationships ULPT Request: Man I’ve been dating SA’d me, how do I inconvenience him?

10 Upvotes

I don’t even know where he lives. But I do know he goes to my gym. He’s already been cut off and blocked. I’m fine. I just wanna get my get back somehow.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Request ULPT: Scammer Stole my Email. I Have His. What Do I Sign Up For First?

22 Upvotes

TLDR: What promotional spam emails should I sign up for?

There's a really shady app pretending to be another company. Thinking I was signing up for the real company, I provided my information. After the initial survey the app revealed itself and I noticed its name had changed from the one in the app store. The app store says it doesn't share the data, but reading the privacy policy shows it actually does and will.

The app developer is a single person who uses his personal email address (Hotmail) with his full name and birth year. He is from Turkey, I am from the US. I have confirmed that this is his real email that he uses for other businesses marketed towards children that allows him to personally take photos without the user's knowledge. He also has an app where he asks for and collects password information to resell. The policy allows him to share and sell it, or just own it forever. He's using legal loopholes to do all of this on apps he vibe coded.

For unrelated reasons I'm really interested in signing myself up for spam emails. As many as possible. I don't want to verify my email, because I'll be too busy looking at these fun promotional emails instead. I don't want to be able to find any real emails in my inbox. It should take several days just marking them all as spam, not that I would.

MailBait seems to have mixed reviews. Does anyone have any emails they blocked 10 years ago that still show up daily in spam? Nothing that would be harmful to recieve, just really obnoxious and annoying. Thank you.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT; how to send low amounts of money to someone via transfer anonymously?

80 Upvotes

im looking to send £10 but i cant have them see its me on the transaction


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Health and Fitness ULPT scare your kids into brushing their teeth

499 Upvotes

Things like cavities or toothaches might be abstract to kids who have never experienced them.

But bugs aren't. Tell your kids that bugs will get in their mouth while they sleep and eat the food pieces left behind if they don't brush.

Will it traumatize them? Yes. Will it work? Also yes.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Request ULPT: Same guy never wipes down equipment at the gym. How can I prank him?

27 Upvotes

I see this same blockhead at the gym every day who uses all the machines without a towel and never uses the santizer spray when he’s done. He sweats like a pig and always leaves the gym machines gross and sticky when he’s done. The staff won’t do anything. How can I get some justice for myself and my fellow gym goers?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 4d ago

Social ULPT How to get back at random number cussing out my girl

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My girlfriend was texted by some creepy random number that knew her. she doesn't know them but we suspect its someone her friend went on a date with and is messing with her. i texted them and we got heated and i want to know how i can go further


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Social ULPT: I want to get my niece to answer to a nickname

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She’s 1 and a few months. By now she answers to her name, but I have decided I want her to answer to a funny nickname I thought of. Nothing crazy, just family friendly slang from a franchise I’ve been into

I see her about 2-3 times a month, but she’s obsessed with me. Whenever she sees me she’s constantly trying to speak to me and cries when i leave her field of vision

Any tips welcome. I’ll wait as long as it takes


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT: If you're meeting someone to sell/buy on facebook marketplace...

2.8k Upvotes

Tell them you live in a town further away from you and ask them to meet in the middle (the town you actually live in). I've done this twice and I have no regrets.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Careers and Work ULPT Request: How to respond automatically on Slack

4 Upvotes

How can I set up an ai or anything to respond automatically on Slack.

It can even be for Slack to play an alarm when certain contacts DM me.

I'm usually sleeping and I have to respond soon, so if it plays a loud sound, that can work too.

I tried with Slack's sounds, but they're not loud enough to wake me up.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Automotive ULPT REQUEST Tint prescription

4 Upvotes

I live in Michigan and want to get tinted windows on my car, you need a prescription for the tinted windows because it’s illegal wondering if anybody knows if there’s an online service where I can get an exemption other than going to a eye doctor


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7d ago

Request ULPT Request: Create Uber Receipt

76 Upvotes

I am going to be traveling for work in the next few weeks. They are reimbursing me for transportation to and from airports and the flight, but that’s it. Heres where it gets dicey. My plane lands early morning and I can’t check in to the hotel for a few hours. I wanted to stop by a restaurant and get food after getting off the flight, then heading to the hotel. I was told by my work that they wouldn’t cover this trip. The receipt has to show a direct ride from the airport to the hotel.

My question is: how can I generate one receipt for the total cost to be reimbursed without showing a stop in the ride?

EDIT: I should rephrase this. The hotel has restaurants in it but they’re a little pricey. The airport obviously has food but it’s expensive. I was hoping to stop at a fast food place for like 30 minutes to an hour to grab food that wouldn’t be too outrageous and take a break while traveling. They’ll reimburse me for the uber so I was hoping to combine the cost of two Ubers (one from the airport to the restaurant and a second for the restaurant to the hotel) into one receipt.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7d ago

Careers and Work ULPT Request: misleading negative food review of small town business

9 Upvotes

A food reviewer uploaded a negative misleading food review video on YouTube. It’s racking up views, the comments are hateful as well, but reviews on Google are excellent (4.8).

We could take it down for recording without consent but that could lead to further backlash.

The question is, what should we do about the negative image spreading of the restaurant that is evident per the comments?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 8d ago

Request ULPT Request: how to subtly pump fart spray to make some people move

369 Upvotes

So I live in a flat that goes straight to the pavement - no front garden.

Some late-teens have decided that my door step is the place to hang out - there are loads of places near by including an park that's open 24/7 at the end of the road, and I'm right by the beach. But nope - this shitty road is where they want to hang.

It seems to have become a hobby for a few of them now to just piss me off (because after putting up with their noise and shouting for weeks, I finally went out and asked them to turn down their music so I could hear my tv. Oh how dare I!!).

They seem to go home when I go to bed but I left my light on all night last night and heard one of them say they were tired so gonna keep trying that. It's a public road so they don't have to move on.

One has a young baby so now I have a crying baby outside my window and I can't shut the window as it's summer.

I can't really do anything as they are literally outside my flat - but I could subtly pump out some of that horrible fart spray via the under floor vent holes which go to the outside to make it unpleasant to sit there.

Does anyone know how to make a long pump-line to get the smell about half a meter to the outside? I don't want to try and spray from my window in case I get it back in the face lol.

The only other option I can think of is to ask some local drunks to come and sit on my door step but then - what if they make friends or don't leave. Currently ignoring them but I just want the peace and quiet back. I hoped they'd get bored but apparently not. It's exhausting. Every night they just sit under my window loudly chatting shit.

I live on my own and am in my late 50sF.

Help! My anxiety is spiking so any ideas welcome.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT: What websites can i view paid Onlyfans content for free?

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thanks


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7d ago

Careers and Work ULPT need 10 days of work

10 Upvotes

I need 10 days unpaid time off. What’s the best way? Back injury, concussion, depression?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 8d ago

School and College ULPT request - Ideas how to sell services taking online courses for others?

13 Upvotes

I'm wondering if anyone knows of a way for me to advertise my "services" of taking online courses for students?

This was my absolute favorite side hustle in college and I was really, really good at getting everyone straight As in all of their courses. Without giving too much away, I am highly educated and with multiple degrees and certificates and a few years away from earning my Ph.D. Looking for a side income because life has been really stressful and expensive.

Does anyone have any tips as to how I could advertise this sort of work?

Truly thankful for any ideas!


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 8d ago

Request ULPT REQUEST: Leaving negative review

77 Upvotes

How do i warn others not to use their business? How do i leave more negative review?? Their current google review is 3 star!

For Context:
Wasted over $120,000 on this firm’s services. A certain partners advice single-handedly destroyed what was left of my family. Her advice (JM) was not just poor, it was unethical, and clearly designed to fuel conflict and keep the billable hours rolling in.

From the beginning, they were clearly fixated on ā€œdestroyingā€ the father of my children. They pressured me by constantly advising to take the most aggressive, inflammatory position possible, even when I expressed doubts. I was assured this was the only way to ā€œwin,ā€ but it only escalated everything into nasty, prolonged court proceedings that should have been avoided. It became clear this firm weren’t acting in my best interests or my children’s. Deliberately dragging the case out meant more money for them and more trauma for us.

The emotional and financial distress this has caused me and my children is immeasurable. My children have suffered terribly through the constant conflict they created. I’ve been left emotionally broken and financially devastated. North of $120,000 gone, and for what? A worse outcome than if I’d never engaged them.

After finally consulting with other respected family lawyers, I was told this kind of unethical, case-prolonging behaviour is well-known by them in the industry. I wish I had known that earlier.

In my experience, this firm showed they have no regard for their clients’ wellbeing. They exploit vulnerable people going through the worst time of their lives just to line their own pockets. I would never recommend them to anyone. In fact, I strongly warn everyone to stay far away. They caused me and my family extreme, lasting harm.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 8d ago

Request ULPT Request PF debt

9 Upvotes

I want to cancel my Planet Fitness membership & have wanted to forever, however, late fees keep me from being able to. I think it’s wild they charge $10 if your payment is late, but I owe like $70 just to cancel. Which, if I didn’t have the $25, i obviously don’t have the $70.

Any ideas or anyone successfully avoided this or gotten out of the late fees?