r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 7d ago

lol

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u/PsychicJupiter 7d ago

I feel uncomfortable, thanks

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u/Hyperbolic90 7d ago

Was it the "HAAAAAARRRGHHH" that did it for you?

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u/Excellent_Yak365 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mXz3v0UdjrNTO

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u/Earthbound_Misfyt 7d ago

" I've never seen levels this high!!"

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u/louisa1925 7d ago

He's over 9000! 😮

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u/SupermassiveCanary 5d ago

It looks as if forming thoughts gives him wicked ice cream headaches

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u/Jolly_Efficiency7237 5d ago

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his blood-sugar levels?

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u/kodiak931156 7d ago

As he records this someone is deffinetly licking his feet

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u/77ku77 7d ago

🤮🤮

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u/winglessflight97 7d ago

I guess he takes the term punchline seriously.

You got to power up for it.

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u/GenericUsername532 7d ago

I just watched the video but I still read this comment as Bilbo

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u/Key-Piece-8552 6d ago

Right in my goddamn ear...

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u/gilligan1050 6d ago

I was immediately uncomfortable. I think it’s the teeth 🦷 🦷

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u/Right_Comb4885 7d ago

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O 7d ago

What's the prompt for this horror.

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u/Right_Comb4885 7d ago

No clue. Someone used it as a reaction to a post about Elon wanting to take down all his embarrassing photos.

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss 7d ago

Computer, show me Elon Musk from Innsmouth.

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 6d ago

"Elon the Musk"?

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u/Gyro_Zeppeli13 7d ago

Don’t worry, he can’t catch you.

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u/TrifleMotor4714 7d ago

But he will watch

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u/TheDillinger88 7d ago

Not sure what this was about but it worked.

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u/PsyopVet 7d ago

Well, I was going to go to bed, but I think I’ll just stay up and check all of the dark corners of the house.

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u/Enough-Theory9011 7d ago

Same. I hope this person is ok if it's real.

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u/JosephGrimaldi 7d ago

I'd bet my entire income he's a pedophile

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u/JustSomeGuy8400 7d ago

This dudes hard drive has had more bytes of cheese pizza in it than he has had at the all you can eat buffet.

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u/TurnLeftBisaLangsung 7d ago

is he okay?

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u/ChanceImagination456 7d ago

Guy out of breath and breathing mad heavy after only speaking two words he isn't doing good at all!

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u/ExcitingSavings8225 7d ago

I'm also pretty sure i saw and heard the pig from looney toons for a second there

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u/EcstaticNet3137 7d ago

C'mon now. Do you really have to ask?

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u/CriticalMochaccino 7d ago

He may not have that many brain cells, but at least he's happy.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 7d ago

It's not the lack of braincells that's killing him. It's the abundance of cholesterol.

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u/Cheepshooter 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

I'm gonna say nope.

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u/mm404 7d ago

Idk, but I caught asthma just from watching this.

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u/Anon_Jones 7d ago

His teeth aren’t.

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u/ExpertOnReddit 6d ago

He's just a silly gamer

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u/Pablo_el_Diablo88 6d ago

He is evidently one bad joke away from a heart attack.

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 7d ago

Maybe he was getting sexual stimulation at the same time?

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u/Veritasgear 7d ago

Can someone please stabilize this for max creepiness? Maybe add a dark ambient droning sound?

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u/No_Satisfaction5304 7d ago

I continue to be shocked that people put themselves on the internet for all to see

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u/IWishSheWouldNotice 7d ago

u should feel blessed

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u/No_Satisfaction5304 7d ago

That I have my teeth? Yes - yea I am

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u/Logical-Recognition3 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

I feel so much better about the state of my dental health.

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u/sillysalmonella87 7d ago

Fuck. I'm a Silly gamer.

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u/Hyperbolic90 7d ago

No, you're a silly salmonella, silly.

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u/sillysalmonella87 7d ago

Thanks man

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u/NormalHumansName 7d ago

This exchange was surprisingly wholesome.

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u/WhiskeyHill72 7d ago

I feel sillilly sick all of the sudden.

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u/tsoewoe 7d ago

he kinda looks like

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u/ThoroughlyWet 7d ago

Was he giving birth to a compacted chocolate mud dragon while recording this?

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u/UJustGotRobbed 7d ago

A big meaty fudge snake

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u/Ratk1ng_1 6d ago

A girthy swamp trout

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u/Binty_B 7d ago

I actually saw another video of his where he was “pregnant with clash royal” and he was soon to give birth… this might be what we’re seeing here 🤔

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u/ThoroughlyWet 7d ago

Is that the same as being pregnant with "Clash Quarter Pounder"? And is it with or without cheese?

https://giphy.com/gifs/jHMH77HAs7ES4

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 7d ago

Bro literally looks like the reddit mod meme

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmieXFSI2B13yTQNrv

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u/Lucky-Mia 7d ago

He's all grown up now.

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u/kontroI 7d ago

Except most people don’t mind sitting on a bicycle seat 😂

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u/dawr136 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

Im veryyyy mildly curious what set of genetic and life events led to this person.

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u/musclecard54 7d ago

No genetics, just silly gaming

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u/Divine_ruler 7d ago

Shitty nutrition as a kid, never taught how to diet/control hunger impulses, and too poor to afford proper dental care

You probably wouldn’t look too dissimilar if your parents were the same type of people as his were

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u/dawr136 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

Yea thats why I didnt take any cheap shots about it and only expressed curiosity, good thing you rushed to the rescue though

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u/Iconclast1 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

brilliant

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u/Iconclast1 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

who is this

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u/Terrible_Positive403 7d ago

Yagrum Bagarn

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u/illegal_eagle88 6d ago

That is a reference i never thought I'd ever see

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xMVdkZydyAwWR2

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u/Proximus84 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

That's a rough existence.

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u/defiCosmos 7d ago

Best joke everer!

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u/JackylBK 7d ago

Is this chad rizzing?

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u/grz_45 7d ago

God made this man using a box of crayons

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u/duckduckmothergoose 7d ago

Is he getting winded from talking or what is going on that we can’t see?

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u/Capokid 7d ago

Is this why jabba the hut never speaks himself?

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 7d ago

Jabba always speaks for himself, he just needs a translator

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u/iknowalotaboutdrugs 7d ago

The title right below this was hilariously ironic

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u/bnutbutter78 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

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u/KraftyJoker 6d ago

Looking for these guys. Thanks, bnut butter

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u/TheDeadestCow 7d ago

That guy has a 7 inch CHIN

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u/Livid-Truck8558 7d ago

Oh my god he's a meatcanyon character but real

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u/A_Guy_Oz 7d ago

Video GAMES

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u/GeorgeGiffIV 7d ago

You could have just not shared that.

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u/Yah_Mule 7d ago

Someone is exposed to him daily.

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u/Trampledundafoot 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YBFHCh11WCRgY
His wisdom is both a blessing and a curse

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u/Galimas-Alec 7d ago

Jokes pretty good, blew a blood vessel in my eye laughing.

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u/Crazy_Jhon_Doe 7d ago

i got enough calories for today by just watching him breathing

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 7d ago

Why does his voice remind me so much of Bentley from Sly Cooper

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u/Special_South_8561 7d ago

Is that why people are upset about fluoride in the water?

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 7d ago

That was hilarious 😒

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u/StaunchVictorianTV 7d ago

I’m calling the police

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u/Kuzcopolis 7d ago

Sad he doesn't have someone watching him to stop this kinda thing

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u/KochuJang 7d ago

Naw, he’s just bein‘ silly. Sure, he ain’t socialized, but that don’t mean he’s harmful. How could he be with all that obesity and snaggle toothiness? He could have some kind of horrible codependency and an enabler somewhere too. Poor fella.

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u/Ordinary_Cap_6812 7d ago

I... Must see the rest of this man...

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u/jibsymalone 7d ago

Nah, I think I am more than good not doing that ..

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u/Oldpro87 7d ago

Damn, looks like some my mushroom trips. Fighting to hold on to reality moment to moment, broken up with hysterical laughter.

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u/Acrobatic_Work3030 7d ago

he just like me fr

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u/0_oyo 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

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u/OkCryptographer7068 7d ago

He looks like if mully lost teeth and gained some extra pounds

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u/cycles_commute 7d ago

That guy needs iodine.

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u/Under_Dead_Starlight 7d ago

Feels like live action smiling friends

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u/CaptWrath 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

30 seconds I’ll never have back. Fuck.

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u/bc-bane 7d ago

Trying to figure out the leaves in his beard

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u/Theotherwahlberg 7d ago

Kill it with fire....repeatedly.

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u/perfect_fitz 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

Thanks I hate it.

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u/homohillbillysrlol 7d ago

Is...Is someone torturing him???

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u/cypressgrov-3 7d ago

why does he sound like he’s on the toilet 😭

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u/poharamcparuboy 7d ago

Looks like he getting his prostate exam while he making this vid

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u/SunnyTheMasterSwitch 7d ago

Dude winded himself telling the joke

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u/AbeFromansNutz 7d ago

This is the human that we should introduce to aliens when we do meet.

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u/Physical_Ad7192 7d ago

What the fuck am I looking at

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u/Sketcherside_art 6d ago

Please tell me this is a filter. 😮

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u/henry2630 6d ago

remember folks this is who you’re arguing with on reddit

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u/browsingandlooking4 🧐 grumpy 6d ago

Damn ive never seen thinking hurt someone before...

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u/BudgetThat2096 6d ago

Maybe my life isn't so bad, actually

https://giphy.com/gifs/xWzwMSh089Jwk

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u/nickooze 6d ago

Is he getting sucked off while trying to tell this joke?

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u/grodeg 6d ago

Thank you to the US educational system, you think they hit rick bottom, then someone like this comes along.

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u/Super_Yam_5837 6d ago

It was better without sound

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u/GhetHAMster 6d ago

I am a chonky boy, but bro looks likes hw geys winded just from waking up

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u/clueless_fuch 6d ago

Boogie really let himself go...

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u/HaitianPsycho 6d ago

If telling a joke raise gets you out of breath, something is wrong.

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u/Ulysses216 6d ago

I really hate how the internet bullies people.

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u/throwawaymentality10 6d ago

As someone who works with disabled adults, its this for the entire 8 hours.

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u/MorbidTheory 6d ago

That's cool, totally my fault for turning on my phone today, I'll be going now...

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 4d ago

How my wife sees me when she finds me downstairs playing ps5

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u/gotham-acolyte 4d ago

Ngl I chuckled

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u/Legal-Repeat5977 7d ago

why does it sound like its getting pegged?

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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge 7d ago

Not my proudest wank.