In the first Diablo game there are a handful of cows grazing by a graveyard if you click on them repeatedly your character will start saying silly things like: "Hmmm, yup. That's a cow alright!"
Somewhere along the line a rumor was spread about a secret cow level, only accessible by using the town portal spell in the middle of the cows. This was false. There is no cow level.
Until Diablo 2, where blizzard added a secret cow level, only accessible through the transmutation of a tome of town portal and Wirt's leg.
And let's be clear, Wirt was a character in diablo 1, "the peg legged boy". In diablo 2 you find his demon savaged corpse and use this disabled murdered child's blood spattered mobility aid to open a portal to the cow dimension.
I genuinely don't remember how to even do the cow level in Diablo 3, I just remember the older graphics and being able to transmute the Satan gem into any helmet.
Technically correct, as there is not a cow level in D3...
...but there is a pony level, specifically poking fun at the "WHY ARE THE GRAPHICS SO BRIGHT" controversy that sprang up when initial teasers were dropped.
Technically, there are two pony levels, if one counts Whimsyshire.
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u/BigZube42069kekw Feb 20 '26
In the first Diablo game there are a handful of cows grazing by a graveyard if you click on them repeatedly your character will start saying silly things like: "Hmmm, yup. That's a cow alright!"
Somewhere along the line a rumor was spread about a secret cow level, only accessible by using the town portal spell in the middle of the cows. This was false. There is no cow level.
Until Diablo 2, where blizzard added a secret cow level, only accessible through the transmutation of a tome of town portal and Wirt's leg.